Cao Fugui, who has lived for more than 80 years, is dead, but he is caught by the black and white impermanence, and he is about to send him to the Yin Cao Difu to be reborn.

All the order of life and death seems to be in order, but Cao Fugui is miserable. Seven and eighty are dead. He originally thought that the ghost would be treated normally, and he wanted to bribe the two to give her VIP-level reincarnation treatment. But Impermanence did not give him VIP service. Not only did he not accept Cao Fugui’s bribes, but he also tied his five flowers together and added his fists. Along the way, Cao Fugui was beaten up and shouted.

He finally couldn’t stand it anymore, and asked harshly: “Two scumbags, when I was alive, I was a great official. How can you treat me so rudely? Why don’t you do so? Know politeness, do you respect the old and love the young?”

Hei Wuchang disgusted and said: “What are you nonsense, you do a lot of evil, and you are worthy of you if you don’t kick and abolish you.”

Cao Fugui felt guilty for a while. Who said no? He didn’t know how many wicked things he did when he was alive, but he didn’t expect to be remembered by ghosts after death. It is true that good and evil will eventually pay off.

I finally arrived at the Yincao Netherworld. I don’t know this. I was shocked. It turns out that not only humans are advanced in science and technology, but even ghosts are not far behind. The reincarnation passage has to pass through the hall. There are many people who have to line up to call, and the lady ghost at the counter has to issue a reincarnation permit.

With the help of the lobby manager, Cao Fugui finally got a queuing number of 0099. There were 40 ghosts in front of him. They waited according to the time of human queuing and banking. That is not a long time. Cao Fugui is used to being an official. He said to a ghost with the number 20: “Dude, let’s change the number. You see that I am getting older, so please be kind. This hall is cold. The old bones can’t stand the toss.”

The grimace said with contempt: “Why? The procedures for obtaining a license here are too complicated. I finally waited for three days and there was no turn. As far as I am, you still want to exchange tickets with Lao Tzu. Go ahead and die. If it weren’t for a lot of ghosts guarding me, I would have koked you a long time ago,” and then put the grimace on the side with a harp.
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When did Cao Fugui feel so angry, only he didn’t vomit blood on the spot, but is there any way? That ghost is a grown-up ghost, belongs to early death, he How can I fight, I can only queue up obediently. This line is ten days and ten nights. Cao Fugui is about to collapse. It is finally his turn to handle the business. The workman is leaving get off work again. It is said that it will take half a month to start business. Cao Fugui feels The sky is falling, why is it so difficult to reincarnate?

After fifteen days, it was finally open. The counter had gone through a permit for reincarnation for Cao Fugui. Once he got the certificate, he had to go through the security check. No flammable or explosive is allowed. Toxic and dangerous goods passed through the reincarnation channel, otherwise a fine will be confiscated and detained. Cao Fugui is very relieved. After his death, his family burned a lot of valuables for him.Millions of real cash, in the underworld, that is almost doubled. Fortunately, it was stored in a savings card, and Cao Fugui was hiding next to him, waiting for a bribe to the working ghost one second before reincarnation.

Cao Fugui passed the security check smoothly. Later, he was told by the ghost messenger that in addition to reincarnation, he needed an ID card, party membership certificate, marriage certificate, divorce certificate, academic certificate, and even It is also necessary to confirm the physical death certificate, otherwise it will not be reincarnated. Those who have not been divorced only need a marriage certificate, and those who die without getting married do not need a marriage-related certificate. No way, he was eager to reincarnate, but fortunately his family burned his documents.

During the infrared scanning, the ID card was quickly confirmed by the instrument. Cao Fugui’s name was true without any plastic surgery. The ID card was three years younger than the real ghost. The overall score was 80, and he passed. The party membership card was automatically generated by the instrument. Cao Fugui, who joined the party for 50 years, joined the party and actively participated in the work, and was called by the corresponding leaders. However, in the later period, he was mediocre and accepted bribes. After becoming the mayor, he violated laws and disciplines and failed 50 points. Cao Fugui Dumbfounded, fifty points, will it affect the quality of reincarnation? He is struggling to vote for a handsome man. A scan of the marriage certificate showed that Cao Fugui’s wife, 35 years younger than Cao Fugui, did not belong to a harmonious marriage, and scored 0 for disqualification. The divorce certificate showed that Cao Fugui had divorced three times because of his lover, Bao Xiaosan, and his unqualified character. The academic certificate shows that Cao Fugui graduated from a university with good character and academics, but 95 points for talent but not virtue.
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Finally, the death certificate automatically shows that Cao Fugui’s life in the world has expired. After inspection, the body has decayed, but the illegal foundation was taken to build a luxurious tomb. It occupies an area of ​​140 square meters, and the human and the gods are angry, and the law of nature is intolerable. 30 points are not qualified.

Cao Fugui has a heart of sorrow and joy, like a roller coaster, but fortunately he can withstand a heart because he has money, and money can make ghosts go around, and save card The money in it is enough for his waywardness.

At this time, it was the final hurdle. Cao Fugui needed to be stripped naked and scanned all over to get an overall overall quality score, and finally determine what kind of tire he would cast. He was very coordinating with all the work related to reincarnation. Soon, after scanning the whole body, a bunch of data flashed on the big screen for half an hour, and finally turned into a dog, Cao Fugui’s heart violently pulled into a ball.

Reborn as a dog? How could that work, so he said to the guarding ghost: “Brother, I have a card in my pocket, which can make you happy for a lifetime. How about you vote for me to be rich and handsome?”


The ghost said coldly: “You don’t want to be a dog? Well, let’s throw a fly for you.”

Cao Fugui quickly said: “Brother, give me face, wait for me to reincarnate. The rich man will repay you.”

The ghost said coldly: “Do you still want to be a dog? Do you really want to become a fly and fly in the shit all day? You are alive? TimeDo a lot of evil, don’t be sympathetic to the people, return to the people, whoring for divorce, and the mistress to find a mistress, now it is either a dog or a fly, choose one of the two. “

Seeing the tough attitude of the ghost, Cao Fugui fainted in despair.