A gentleman was waiting for the green light at the crossroads. Then a beggar came and knocked on the car window and said, “Give me some money.”
Mr. looked at it and said, “Give you a cigarette.”
Beggar: “I don’t smoke, just give me some money.”
Mr. : “I have beer in my car, I’ll give you a bottle.”
Beggar: “I don’t drink, just give me some money.”
Mr. : “I will take you to the mahjong hall, I will pay, you come to bet, and it is yours to win.”
Beggar: “I don’t gamble, give me a line.”
Mr. : “I will take you to the sauna to enjoy one-stop service, I will cover all costs.”
Beggar: “I will not mess up, give me some money.”
Mr. : “Then get in the car, let me take you back and let my girlfriend see what a good man who doesn’t smoke, drink, gamble, or mess up.”