1. Going to save money at noon, a beautiful woman asked me in the back, “Is saving money?” “Uh!”
“I just want to withdraw money, anyway, you want to save it, why not give it to me, we two You don’t have to wait in line.” I thought it was reasonable, so I gave her the money.
2. Get on the bus in the afternoon, take out the bus card and put it in the coin slot.
3. One day, I found that my phone was missing, and I rummaged through the bag and every corner of the house, but to no avail. Then he sat down on the ground depressed, took out his mobile phone from his pocket, and sent a text message to everyone: I lost my mobile phone.
4. The neighbor forgot to bring the key, turned over from my balcony, found the key in the house, turned it back, and opened the door of his room. What’s even more amazing is that I met on the balcony from beginning to end, and I didn’t feel anything wrong. Alas, our heads must have been squeezed through the same door.
5. A few days ago, the unit had a meal. A young colleague asked for a bottle of Big Sprite and poured it for everyone. When it was his turn, the bottle was empty. So the colleague shook the Sprite bottle and said to the waiter: “Is this still there?” The waiter ran fartly, took the bottle and checked it carefully, and said sincerely, “No more.” br> 6. Fancy double gloves, the boss wants 35 yuan, I said 30 yuan, I want it, the boss does not want 35, talked about a few back and forth and refused to give in, I think about it, and gave 50 Zhang Yes, he found me 35 very swiftly…
7. I went to school very early in high school. My mom had done it earlier. I put my schoolbag and take it to school, usually buns, and my mom didn’t go to school on Sunday. After making porridge, I don’t know which cramps, I picked up the porridge and threw it in my schoolbag…
8. Once I ate at school, the student in front of me swiped the card, the machine didn’t respond, and the brush didn’t work. Say, the machine is broken, I said let me try, swiped the card, the machine really did not respond! He changed it again and it was the same! After receiving the card, I just wanted to put it in my bag and found that I was holding a bank card. I laughed! He pointed out that my laughter was even worse. It turned out that I was holding an ID card!
9. I like to nibble all the seeds and eat them at once. The ghost made a difference, and after all had been nibbled, he poured the seeds of sunflower seeds on the plate into the trash bin and stared at the other dish of shells in a daze.
10. I used the bus IC card for the first time. After I got on the bus, I voluntarily lit the card to the driver and walked straight to the seat. No, the driver said, “Read the card.” I read the IC card seriously and read: “Changsha bus IC card…” The driver said, “Read it over there.” I went to where the driver pointed and exhausted Read out with all my heart: “Changsha City Bus IC Card……”