Initially on the topic of “My major is not omnipotent”, the reason for such a post is pure nagging complaint. However, the next building of the God Post came into being. You know!
As a computer professional, I guess everyone who learns computers hates being asked by friends to repair hard disks, repair computers, and kill viruses. We are not small workers in Zhongguancun!
The most annoying question asked by someone who is familiar and unfamiliar: my QQ number was stolen, can you help me get it back, I am not a penguin!
or asked: Hey, can you be a hacker? Then he shook his head and said no. The other person’s eyes turned contemptuously.
Another: Have you used XYZ software? The answer was never used. The other party was surprised: Have you ever used XYZ to learn computers?
Computer majors are all-rounders, as long as it is a computer problem, no matter the software and hardware can be solved, you must compile programs, kill Trojans, proficient in the use of popular popular software, especially PS, can P map, do website, do Animation, hacking, hacking, and even going deep into the Internet industry to understand the insider of the unknown industry… but also to clean the display and keyboard, let us all die!
All other professional versions are here…
1. Mathematics is not a calculator! Don’t come to me as soon as possible: eat two plates of Kung Pao Chicken, three pots of gluttonous bullfrog, four servings of northern Sichuan jelly, five pancakes, six bowls of rice, seven bottles of beer, eight servings of chopsticks, plus a big sprite, let me Three seconds to answer 15% off with a membership card, how much did we eat today? Eat eat, eat your size!
2. History specializes in history, not history!
3. Don’t chase your sister every day and ask: How are you doing MLM? Don’t say you guys who study marketing don’t smoke and drink alcohol? Don’t you know everything about marketing? I’m not engaged in MLM, you are a MLM!
4. The Chinese Department is not a panacea! Don’t ask me how to pronounce this word! Don’t ask me why Mandarin is not allowed! Not to mention: oh? Why are you from the Chinese department without artistic temperament! Why should I learn Chinese to have a classic look, but also to know astronomy and geography? What should I do in Tang and Song verses? Don’t talk, let me sing a poem! When I am a repeater!
5. The packaging project is not a carton!
6. Please don’t ask me how many levels of piano as soon as I learn to play piano… that is an amateur test, I am a professional, OK?
7. I study Chinese pharmacy, not Chinese medicine, I don’t go to the clinic, don’t have dizziness and brain fever, just ask me… What acupuncture point to pierce!
8. The psychology is not fortune telling! No hypnosis! I will also be depressed!
9. Archaeology is not about digging graves and robbing graves, nor is it a treasure trove!
10. Petroleum engineering is not a refueler. The price of oil has nothing to do with us. I don’t know why Mexico is leaking oil!
11. The student’s thing is not just to see a tree. Can’t be a clone. It doesn’t mean picking up a vegetableGenetically modified. It doesn’t mean that any physiological phenomenon can be explained. And can’t just treat the god horse animal and human sickness! What do you think: student things=understand people+understand plants+understand animals+understand medicine+understand cosmological evolution=life is my business from the beginning to the end? But I am not the creator!
12. Social Psychology: Don’t let me guess what you are thinking now! You don’t even understand the girl’s heart, you think I’m a lover!
13. People who are studying law are chased and asked: What if someone owes me money? What if I want to divorce? My god!
14. E-commerce is not a shop on Taobao!