Section Chief Ding is a lesbian, but she is in a position to do so. Years of eating have helped her develop a habit of drinking alcohol. Not drinking for a day is like losing her soul.
On this day, a friend of mine needs to ask her for something. After the matter was settled, according to her wishes, she had a banquet at the Tianwaitian Restaurant at noon. My friend didn’t know how to drink, so I asked me to accompany him. For my health, my wife usually doesn’t want me to drink. So I called her and told a lie: “I won’t go home at noon, go to the classmate’s house for dinner.”
When we arrived at the hotel, Chief Ding ordered some famous wines and delicacies, and we drank to each other. To be honest, although I am a person who loves to drink, I still have very few opportunities to drink with lesbians, so I am so interested and forget to eat and drink. Just being able to drink, there was a commotion at the door, and then a few inspectors came in, carrying a video recorder, and aimed at us. It turned out that someone was uncomfortable with what Section Chief Ding did and reported it to the Supervisory Director in secret, and the Director sent someone to investigate and videotape it.
Where did my friends and I have seen such a battle, and they were all shocked. Section Chief Ding is worthy of being a veteran of officialdom. She is so knowledgeable, and saw that she said to the female leader of the supervisory staff: “Oh! I said, big sister, don’t get me wrong, don’t get me wrong! We are a family banquet, pure It is private consumption, there is no public money to eat and drink, let alone eat.” Then she took my arm, “This is my husband!”
When the female leader saw this, she showed a look of surprise and shouted more solemnly: “I knew you didn’t do a good job, come over and accept the inquiry!” She said and took Chief Ding into the back room.
After a while, Section Chief Ding returned to the table anxiously and said to us: “It’s really unlucky today. I became someone else’s wife for nothing, but in the end I was truthfully recorded.”
I said with a more unjust feeling: “You can still be wronged than me? I was recognized as a husband for no reason, and I had to explain my sin to my wife when I returned home, but I don’t know what the consequences would be!”
She asked wonderingly: “How does your wife know about this?”
I said angrily: “Tell you, the woman who took your confession is my wife!”
Hearing what I said, Chief Ding was stunned. After a long time, she murmured: “No wonder I said you are my husband. She sneered and asked,’He is your husband, who is my husband?'”