[Text/Linyi Zhang Yiming/Short Ghost Stories]

“Have you eaten?” The newcomer Xiao Liu sat down in front of me with half a meat sandwich. On the seat in the right window, “Oh, I haven’t eaten yet.” He squeezed his mouth immediately after hearing my words. I just dealt with it casually, even if there is no meal, would you ask me to eat? Anyone can say polite remarks, but after the polite remarks, I always feel that the following sentence is missing. If I didn’t eat it, then I will ask you to eat it. What would you like to eat? Go, I’ll take you to buy it. With just a few simple words, it’s hard to get a stick out of someone else’s golden mouth. Have you eaten? If you didn’t eat me, this sentence is not just a polite sentence to deal with people, but a practical action from nonsense to reality. Treating guests is to take money out of one’s own pocket, and to release some hard-earned money for others.

Old colleagues can say that this is a once-in-a-hundred-year encounter, let alone new colleagues who just arrived. I don’t have the slightest relationship foundation with him, and of course he won’t happily invite me to eat and drink. Generally speaking, if you ask for a meal, you have to talk about conditions, either you have a good relationship, or you have to ask for it. Even if you ask for a meal for no reason, you will have to pay it back sooner or later. If you don’t pay it back, you’re a scumbag.

“Hey? Brother Ming, you came early.” “Hey! It’s not too early, just sat down.” I humbly dealt with the polite remarks, and my colleague Liu Bian got in the car and was busy Grabbing a seat while holding a stick of dough sticks into his greasy twisted mouth. Sometimes polite remarks are just nonsense for solving practical problems, but this nonsense should also be said when it should be said. After all, our number is not the kind of otaku otaku who hides at home all day to escape social competition. We often mix up in society, and it is impossible for us to speak truthfully. The polite words are used to deal with the words spoken by those who don’t want to do real things for you. Although they can’t solve practical problems for you, they won’t offend others casually. They will also make them feel that they are doing things smoothly and that their relationships are not extreme. Not indifferent, in a neutral state.
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Just like a person who is good at acting, there is a set in front of the audience, and another set in private after removing the makeup. When acting, what role is like what role, life is like a play, whatever role is played, what kind of role will be used to deal with people and things in their interpersonal circle, acting only, fake can not be true. The colleagues sitting here, of course, they all have their own way of life. In the end, they are mainly based on their own interests, to extract as much as possible, and then convert the financial benefits they have obtained into their current hands. Fresh fried dough sticks, pork buns, eight-treasure porridge.

“Qua Chi Chi Chi”, this is who is chewing the frozen canned fish, “Du La Du La”, this is who is drinking the slimy Boiled noodles, if you don’t hear this sound often in the shuttle bus, at first it sounds like someone is sniffing! I retched a few times without vomitingWhen she came out, she turned her head to the side. Next to me was my colleague Xiao Xinghua. Fortunately, she had no food in her hands. Xiao Xinghua came last year. She looks very ugly. On weekdays, no male colleagues are willing to approach him. Even when she looks up at the desk, those male colleagues try to avoid her ape-like gaze for fear. She was attracted to her, so her interpersonal circle was very small. But it is indeed the road to heaven, no matter how ugly people are, some people like it, just like no matter how bad songs are, some people hum. In the office, only A Jie with a catfish mouth and a pair of crab eyes has a soft spot for her. Judging from Xiao Xinghua’s shy cheeks, she also has a tacit understanding of A Jie that cannot be described in words, but when they are four When facing each other, everyone can tell that their eyes are always unable to realize their eyes facing each other. Xiao Xinghua always complains that Ajie’s crab eyes have never seen her red monkey face.
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“Puff!” A big bubble was blown out of her mouth, “Chuck!” The big bubble immediately smelled of stinky duck eggs , I squeezed my nose sharply and fanned hard in front of me with my hands! Suffocating hard, waiting for the choking duck egg smell to completely disappear in front of me. I was as sad as I had eaten a meal of ecstasy, and I couldn’t help but look at her with admiration! Then there were “puff puff puff” a few times, and the big colorful bubbles suddenly muffled her monkey face indulging in delicious food. She hurriedly used monkey-like fingers to uncover the bubble gum, and only heard a sharp sound Called, the hairs in her nostrils and eyes were glued off, and then she sneezed several times, and then used her little finger to pick out a dark nose from the nostrils and eyes, and smoothly wiped it on the neighbor Zhao Under the aunt’s seat.

Listening to the sounds made by the people with their mouths, I simply closed my eyes, letting the sounds of chewing food hit my eardrums fiercely. “Beep, click…” These voices were volatile and ups and downs hitting my heart, and I was about to collapse! I really want to puncture my eardrums all at once, no matter if I am deaf, I will never hear these annoying noises anymore.

It must be painful to smash your eardrums yourself. It is not necessary to smash your eardrums if you want to prevent yourself from hearing these noises. Of course, you can also damage others. But if someone else’s eardrums are broken, they still can’t stop them from making noises, so try to plug their mouths first. I think everyone sometimes likes a quiet life occasionally, but I am a person who likes peace very much.

Especially every day I have to get up so early to catch the shuttle bus. At this time of the day, even the wild cats who usually like to run around are immersed in the dream of chewing mice. The black clouds in the sky were also chewing on half of the moon’s face, scaring the moon’s face pale. Going out early in this environment, there must be some ghostly person standing upstairs in the opposite community, standing in front of the old black window next to the toilet, secretly laughing at me.There will always be some injustices in the world, who are obviously irrelevant people, and they will also be concerned about your personal behavior and ridicule. Sometimes he will speak ill of you next to you, deliberately making you angry after hearing it. The more you are angry, the happier he will be. When he sees you being mad at him, he will clap his hands and clap his legs in applause.