A thief turned into a thief ghost after he died. He passed by the ghost gate and saw two thousand gatekeepers at a glance. One was sitting on the threshold and dozing off, and the other was standing on the side of the road talking to the ghost ghost. The thief ghost secretly rejoiced and thought: Usually the ghost gate is very tightly guarded, the interrogation is very strict, and it is very difficult to get in and out. I tried to sneak out several times, but I was caught by the gatekeeper and sent to hell to be punished. Today is a godsend, why not take this opportunity to run out first. After making up his mind, the thief turned his horse’s head and slipped out of the gate quietly.
The thief and ghost rushed to the sun, and soon came to the sun, and saw a hut on the side of the road. The wine was hanging high and the vegetables were fragrant, which made him salivate and his intestines were grunting. call. The thief ghost jumped off his horse and walked into the shop, shouting loudly, “Shopkeeper, sifting a bowl of wine.”
The hotel owner eagerly waited for the business when he saw the business. The guy wiped the table and set the bowl, and faced the thief ghost and said: “Guest officer, the shop rules, pay the money first, then serve the food.”
The thief ghost said disdainfully: “Fate Isn’t it the same after paying the bill?”
The boss explained: “The guest officer is here for the first time, right? Because we often have ghosts here to cheat to eat, and we are deceived a lot. , I have to come up with this idea. I hope to forgive me.”
When the thief heard this, his heart trembled. But still pretending to say nonchalantly: “Isn’t it just giving two taels of silver first? It’s nothing!” Then, he took out an ingot of silver from his arms and threw it on the counter.
The shop owner took the silver and looked at it. There was nothing flawed, and he squeezed it in his hand again, feeling that the silver was not very real and light. He raised his head and glanced at the thief ghost, and saw that the man’s face was pale and the hall was darkened, and he was even more suspicious. He threw the silver ingot into a basin on the counter. This strange thing happened and the silver was gone. Ah, some paper money ash floated on the water. The shop owner stared at the thief ghost with a pair of eyes, and suddenly yelled: “Fight the ghost!” He raised a bowl of dirty blood and poured it on the thief ghost. The thief ghost was startled, his soul was almost taken out of his body, turned around and ran out. The thief failed to drink the ghost wine, and was almost beaten out by the shop owner with dirty blood. He was so angry that he gritted his teeth, but was helpless. He walked a few stores in a row, all of them were the same, and the experience was similar. The thief was so upset that he decided to steal some money from the world to use. That night, the thief ghost came to a house and was about to get in through the crack of the door. He didn’t want a pair of stone lions in front of the door. Suddenly two divine lights shot out from his eyes, slashing at him like two sharp swords. He was so frightened that he took a breath, hurriedly backed away, and didn’t dare to move closer. The thief had nothing to do, thinking about his ideas as he walked. Walking through a street, I saw the bright lights at the entrance of the alley, and the crying was bleak. Some people were wearing sackcloth and filial piety, busy there. The thief got into the crowd and saw that the family was in a funeral. He asked a person next to him who came to help, and quickly understood: This family’s name is Shi, and the one who died was outside the Shimen.The only child Shi Tianyi. The thief’s ghostly eyes rolled, his mind came to his mind, and he glanced at the corpse parked in the hall, disappearing the human form, and his soul burrowed through the dead man’s nostrils.
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But it is said that the soul of the thief ghost has just been attached to the body of the young master Shijia, and an old mother Guo came over and unwrapped Corpse cloth, ready to bathe and change clothes for the dead. Unexpectedly, she hadn’t stretched out her hand, but saw the young master’s eyelids twitch, and gradually opened her eyes and sat up, so that the old mother screamed in despair. When the family heard the news, they were shocked to see that Young Master Shi had really come back from the dead, with mixed sorrows and joys. After a long time, they said something and quickly ordered the subordinates to withdraw to the spiritual platform. Although the young master of the Shi family has survived, his behavior is very different from the past. A talented person who is self-conscious, diligent, studious, and knowledgeable, has now become bold, full of swear words, and wandering around all day long, entering the brothel and out of the pub, doing evil for wrongs and doing bad things. The whole family was at a loss for some reason.
Once, Young Master Shi went over the wall to steal something from someone else’s house in the middle of the night. He was captured on the spot and turned to the county government office. Shi Yuan was eager to save his son, and it took a lot of money to be settled. When Young Master Shi saw that his father loved his son like life, he was rich and powerful, and his courage increased. I thought to myself: It’s nice to have such a member as a dad. As the saying goes: What about life when drinking wine? I am really happy to have a good time.
In a flash, three years later, Master Shi spent time and drink, and was so happy. Neighbors in the neighbourhood have long heads because of the serious illness, which made Young Master Shi bewildered. No one thought it was a thief and a ghost. Whenever Young Master Shi commits a crime outside, some people look at the face of Shi Yuan, and the big things are reduced, and the trivial matters are gone. The thief and ghost didn’t have any trouble at all. I was smug in my heart and thought: Master Shi’s body is really good, it’s simply wonderful!
I hide inside, do whatever I want, even if I do something wrong, my sins and scolding will be borne by the Shi family. When I went to a pub to drink and eat, no one would throw the money into the basin for inspection, and drove me out as a ghost, haha! People are still as smart as ghosts. The more the thief ghost thinks about it, the more he feels that this method is good, there is no danger at all. Gradually, his courage gets bigger and he is not afraid of anything.