Xiao Ma is a famous lottery fan and stingy. In addition to the lottery, he was reluctant to spend a penny. However, the pony has bought lottery for many years, but has never won a prize, even the least five dollars. But he still enjoys this, and he doesn’t even bother with the jokes made by his colleagues. Xiao Ma often says to colleagues: “Just wait and see, the grand prize is for those who are prepared!”
On this day, as soon as Xiao Ma went to work, he flipped through the newspaper in the office, and kept talking some inexplicable things. Colleagues know that this guy is not going to do anything good, it must be in the lottery. Everyone didn’t bother to pay attention to him and let him flip around.
When I was about to get off work, a shout suddenly came from Xiao Ma’s office. The colleagues were all taken aback and rushed into his office. Everyone was shocked by the scene in front of them—the little horse was lying motionless on the ground.
“Why is someone who was just fine just now lies on the ground and doesn’t move?” This frightened everyone. Someone proposed to hit “120”, but it was immediately denied. Everyone said that it is too far from the hospital to the work unit, and I am afraid it will be over early when the ambulance arrives. Some people say that artificial respiration is done. However, none of those present were from a doctor, and everyone did not dare to act rashly. Besides, what if the pony is infected with the artificial respirator? It was the leader Wang who made the decision and contacted his family first.
Anxiously, the phone got through, and everyone talked to the wife of Xiao Ma on the other side of the phone. But unexpectedly, Xiao Ma’s wife didn’t take it seriously. She said thank you everyone, it’s okay, I’ll come over later and hang up. Looking at the pony lying motionless on the ground, everyone was a little dumbfounded.
After a long while, everyone can’t wait any longer, and Xiao Ma’s wife enters the door with a smile. Without saying anything, she went straight to the pony and said something in his ear. It doesn’t matter, the pony is alive. The colleagues were stunned again, and their faces were unbelievable: Does my wife Xiao Ma have special powers?
A female colleague couldn’t help but ask. Xiao Ma’s wife laughed and said, “It’s not the lottery that caused trouble. Xiao Ma always said that Zhou Gong entrusted him with a dream when buying lottery tickets, saying that he would win 5 million, but I never saw him win it. Over time, it’s just like a demon. When watching the lottery results in front of the TV at night, he would suddenly faint. The first time I was scared, the doctor said it was called’transient fainting syndrome’. After being stimulated, he would faint briefly. He also said that there is no need to treat the disease and the patient will wake up on his own. Until later I found out that every time the pony passed out, as long as I said a word in his ear, he would wake up immediately. Yesterday morning, he bought 100 Lottery tickets for RMB, unexpectedly happened in the unit, it really caused everyone trouble.”
“What did you say? Such a god!”
Xiao Ma’s wife looked helpless: “What can I say, you bought 5 million in the lottery ticket.”