A certain matchmaker went to the woman’s partner to be a matchmaker and introduced the man’s situation to the woman: “The height is one meter six or seven, and the house is nine (in) up and nine (in) down.”
When the woman heard this, she was worried that her daughter was too old and her appearance was not outstanding, so she could not get married. Someone was already happy to be a matchmaker, and when I heard the matchmaker said that the conditions were too good. The height of the person is the standard height. What is even more rare is that there are so many houses. What is not the rich man? So he agreed.
The matchmaker saw that she was so straightforward, she was secretly delighted, but she still asked: “Would you like to check it out?”
The woman said: “No, I can’t trust others, can I still trust you?”
So we got married on the day.
But when the woman married to the man’s house, she was shocked: The man is lame and lives in a dilapidated Wayao. Shouted and asked the matchmaker’s wife that she was a liar.
The matchmaker didn’t panic at all, she asked: “What am I not true?”
“You said that the man is one meter six or seven meters tall, but he is a lame man.”
“Yes, I said he was 1.67 meters, which is 1.66 meters and 1.75 meters. When his lame leg touches the ground, it is 1.6 meters when it is measured. When he is not lame, he touches the ground and it is 1.5 meters. Right.”
The woman thinks about it too.
“You said that the man’s house has Jiuda (in) up and Jiuda (in) down. I thought it was a big manor, why is it a broken tile kiln?”
“You got it wrong when you dare to be sentimental. What I said was that the dog stepped on the dog stepped down. ——Do you see if the dog stepped on the dog stepped on their house? There is shit on it as evidence.”
“Oh, I’m really pissed off by you,” the woman said.
“It’s because you don’t hear clearly, who can you blame?” said the matchmaker.
The woman is speechless.