Once upon a time, there was a lazy man named Awei, who was idle all day long, and the villagers sneered at him. If you ask how lazy he is? There are a lot of allusions about him circulating in the country, only one of them is peeping at the lazy leopard: one night, when a thief enters the house and steals a pot, Ah Wei chases him, the thief flies a knife straight into his neck, and Ah Wei scream Fainted to the ground. After awakening half an hour later, he pulled out the throwing knife from his neck, and found that he was safe and sound, just frightened. It turned out that it was the old thick old mud bumps on the neck that saved his life, because he never took a bath 365 days a year! At night, he saw the thief holding the pot and running away, and was anxious about how to cook in the future, but he went to the kitchen to see, hey, not only the pot was still on the stove, but it was also very bright, like new! What is going on here? It turns out that this lazy man has not washed the pot 365 days a year, and the thief uncovered the old thick and thick rice crust in a hurry!
Not only is Awei often proud of “lazy people have their own blessings”, it is already blessed to be able to eat food with the help of the village committee and relatives, but he is not satisfied, and he has a more ambitious ideal. One day you can make a fortune. After you get rich, you will be a philanthropist who spreads money to the poor like Chen Guangbiao and become a well-known news figure.
For this ideal, he is addicted to gambling, and sometimes he really wins a hundred dollars and tens of dollars, so he immediately sells alcohol and gets drunk, and says “I want to get rich”. More often than not so lucky, losing money is a common thing, hey, when can you become Chen Guangbiao? Once, he picked up a broken book from nowhere. He found it fun to read the paintings in the book, but he didn’t even know that it was a “one” when he was holding a pole. How to read? He asked a neighbour’s elementary school student to read it to him. It turned out to be an ancestral secret book, which explains how to practice invisibility. Ah Wei was overjoyed, and began to think about it: “If I can also use invisibility, the bank is mine!” So, he changed his lazy habits and followed the method described in the book, and practiced hard like this. After ninety-nine and eighty-one days, according to the book, you should be done. Before patronizing the bank, for the sake of caution, he decided to try the invisibility technique first, um, it’s best to go invisible and touch the beautiful girl!
From a distance, I saw a sexy woman with long hair, shawl, shorts and slender legs walking in front of her. Ah Wei walked forward quickly, preparing to touch her buttocks. Look intently, hell, it’s a comedy from a distance, and a washing set up close, what do you say? It turns out that there is a slender beauty, obviously an old man! He carried a mop on his shoulders, and the mop was blocking the back of his bald head. From a distance, it looked like a shawl with hair, ha ha. What’s so easy to touch with the shriveled old butt, Ah Wei was disappointed and angry, and slapped him if he didn’t touch it, so he slapped the old man’s old butt hard. The old man yelled and cursed: “Which bitch raised you, and I didn’t provoke you. What are you hitting me for?” Awei said, “Who told you to pretend to be a pretty girl and lie to me! Hmph, look at you still wearing sunglasses Yeah! What’s the matter with me spanking you? I hit you for nothing, anyway you can’t see me!” The old man looked around and shoutedSaid: “Weird, what kind of beauty do I pretend to be an old man? Although I can’t see you asshole, I know you must be a mentally ill. You have been a bachelor for a lifetime. If you want a woman to be crazy, go and touch your old lady!” She was scolded, but she was very proud and thought: “Ah, my invisibility is really done! The bank is mine! Haha! When I have money, I am still worried about no beauty? Don’t do it with me?” Awei ran to the bank while thinking.
Entering the bank, he saw a depositor at the window counting a large bundle of money, ah, let’s say there is one hundred and eighty thousand! If there was no one beside him, he walked forward, grabbed the money, and prepared to go out if nothing had happened, but he turned around and took a few steps before he was caught by others. Hell, how can he have any invisibility, the old spanked man on the road can’t see him, just because he is blind! Ha ha.
Needless to say, Ah Wei was guilty of robbery and served two years in jail.
The story of the lazy man Awei continues to circulate, spreading farther and farther. Although he did not become Chen Guangbiao or He Hongshen, he did become a news figure, an Internet celebrity, known as “Lazy Viagra”, and everyone on earth knew him. This lazy Viagra is really blessed. After he was released from prison, various media rushed to report on him. Various rumors about him attracted the attention of people on the earth. For example, some media reports said: “Lazy Viagra married an Internet celebrity beauty named Feng Jie, but when the husband and wife were in the same bed because Viagra was too lazy, Feng was greatly dissatisfied, disappointed, and furious. The husband and wife had a long-term quarrel, and finally got divorced. Going to the courthouse is full of ups and downs.” I don’t know if it is true or not. The reporters are busy interviewing and verifying. Sister Feng has been silent for a long time, but now she is so red because of her lazy Viagra. There are also media reports saying: “Lazy Viagra used invisibility technique to peep the beauty in the bath. Unexpectedly, the invisibility technique failed because of his self-consciousness. After the appearance of Lazy Viagra was discovered, she raped the beauty. Afterwards, the beauty jumped off the building and ended up with herself. Big lawsuit.” I don’t know if it is true or not. The reporters who came to ask for confirmation came again. There are still many businesses looking for him to advertise, asking him to endorse “automatic dishwasher”, “automatic butt wiper”, and automated sex products. Because of this, he really made a fortune. However, later he was caught by the police when he was selling “exam cheating tools” to those who were too lazy to study but wanted to gain fame and were caught by the police again.