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And dog

   There is an old rule left by the ancestors in Daxi Village: when a woman gives birth to a child, after the baby lands with a “wow”, the father will open the gate of the yard. He will give the child whatever name he sees at first sight.    There is a man named Zhang Daguo in the village, because when his father opened the door, he saw a.. Read More

Type O blood emergency

   There is a blood donation vehicle parked on the square opposite the government, and the banner in front of the vehicle clearly reads: Type O blood is urgent! I have blood type O, isn’t that right! For nothing else, just seek psychological satisfaction. Then stepped into the car in two steps: “I want to donate blood!”   “Is it type O?” the person in charge of the blood draw.. Read More

Pepper King

  My child is getting married. According to rural practice, the chef in Murakami must be asked to pull the menu in advance. The so-called pull menu is to tell my brothers, let the chef write down which dishes to use and how much, and eat and drink together. At that time, I just greeted me, and didn’t care what was written on the menu.  Please ask the chef early, especially.. Read More

The teacher gave up

   Zha Hu likes to talk back to his teachers since entering school, and often makes the teachers have nothing to say. The teachers who taught him all knew that he was great, and they didn’t dare to confront him head-on. Once they fought, they had to admit defeat.    When he was in fourth grade, one day, he was late. Teacher Song asked him: “Why are you late today?”.. Read More

Mixed stuff

   The emperor Jiaqing’s mouth is relatively thick, and the eunuchs beside him, if they have done something wrong, they opened their mouth and said: “Mix things.” Who do you think is willing to be scolded? But there is no way if you don’t want it, it is the emperor who scolds you. As the days are longer, the eunuchs around Jiaqing have never been scolded, and they have been.. Read More

Drunk man lying on the floor of women’s toilet

   One morning, Wu Meiji heard that Cheng Jun’s family had killed pigs in his village, so he came to buy meat and gave birth gifts to his niece. He came to Cheng Jun’s house early. By coincidence, the person Cheng Jun had originally asked to help the pig’s knuckles was unable to come because of something. Just one person to help. Wu Meiji said that he could help. Cheng.. Read More

Who scolds whom

   Wu Dayu took Wang Shu to the head teacher to file a complaint, and the head teacher asked him what was going on.  Wu Dayu said: “I borrowed books from him. If he doesn’t borrow, he won’t borrow or scold me.”   “I didn’t scold it.” Wang Shu said rushingly.   “Are you scolding?” the head teacher asked sharply.   “No curse!”   “I scolded!” Wu Dayu said: “He.. Read More

The dish in my hand

   Once upon a time, in the depths of the Enshi Mountains, an old man who never went out. Not much literacy, but there is still a life of slash and burn. He feels fresh about everything beyond the mountain. But all his relatives live at the foot of the mountain. Once, I wanted to see how life outside was. He decided to walk down the mountain relatives. When he.. Read More

Will eat

  Wang Fan’s wife, Xiaoxin, is the king of barbecued pork buns. She eats three or four buns every morning, and she only eats the kind that is bought on the street and just made it. In case one day he didn’t eat it and kept crying, Wang Fan wouldn’t even think about passing his ears quietly that day.  This morning, Wang Fan couldn’t buy it if he wanted to buy.. Read More

“Marriage Insurance”

One day, my wife said to her husband: “My husband, Xiao Huang from our unit is divorced again.” The husband didn’t lift his head and said, “What’s so strange about it. It’s going to rain and my mother is going to marry. It’s normal. “The wife went on to say, “No, husband, you see how good their relationship is, they are gone.” My husband glanced at her and said, “Why,.. Read More