Lay off, so easy!
Editor’s note: This article is from the WeChat public account “Frightening brain” (ID: imyourgrandpa) a>, the author is scared. p>
Redundancies are also a science, can be described as profound and profound! span> p>
Here are several ways to lay off employees at Internet companies: p>
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35 years old + strong> Reasons not to renew: p>
Millennials are more connected. p>
After 95 strong> Reasons for not passing the trial period: p>
Married and educated employees are more responsible. p>
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Notice that we will have a hard time next, p>
Let some employees who are unwilling to share the hardships leave by themselves, p>
Distinguish employees by “brother” and “non-brother”. strong> p>
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Force 996. If employees ca n’t balance work and family, p>
You can choose between divorce or divorce. strong> p>
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No work is assigned, but a thousand-word work daily must be submitted before work. p>
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Do not give work + blaming employees for not doing work. p>
Instigate a colleague who is overworked to discuss you behind your back. p>
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Transfer to a new post, no one teaches, is uncomfortable, can’t keep up with the rhythm, p>
As a result of unsatisfactory performance, he was fired. p>
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Eight-hour work-say 8 hours, p>
One minute and one second are not counted as 8 hours (but can be more). p>
No attendance, no punch card, pinhole camera supervisor, calculate working hours p>
If you click the pop-up window, you can also touch the fish, and you can easily cancel the labor contract. p>
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Employees have urgent matters at home and do not approve leave. p>
Forcible leave is counted as absenteeism. After three days, he is dismissed without compensation. p>
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Re-examine academic qualifications, experience, and qualifications, and take the opportunity to fire employees, p>
With its “fraud”, the labor contract is invalidated and the labor relationship is terminated. p>
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Unemployment layoffs strong>, interviews at 15:00, clean up at 15:10. p>
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Midnight in the work group @ Everyone, report within 5 minutes, p>
Whether you sleep or bath. p>
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Develop a WeChat “ Feedback within 5 minutes strong>” system. p>
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A nominal “pay raise” is held every year, p>
50% cannot pass the salary increase assessment and maintain the original salary; 50% salary increase is 1%. strong> p>
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For programmers / video / graphics workers, p>
4G memory equipped with I3 processor ps2014, p>
Set network permissions so that they cannot work properly. p>
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The router has a speed limit of 100kb / s. strong> p>
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For those who leave positively, the top ones have generous rewards, first come first served. p>
The rewards of enrollees will decrease in order after ordering. p>
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The company’s temporary notice has been moved to Xinjiang Shihezi Branch, p>
Employees must report to the frontier at their own expense strong>, and overdue is deemed to leave. p>
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Join the High Math Test strong> in the assessment, p>
All employees participate, and HR grades will be awarded. Those who fail will be regarded as underachievers. p>
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N + 1 compensation will be provided for resignation before the required date (the next day), p>
Overdue invalid. p>
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[Beginner] Count the reading amount into the assessment and ask all employees to forward the circle of friends. p>
[Advanced] All members are required to use the company’s unified custom avatar. p>
[Ultimate] requires uniforms. p>
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“Bazi is not in harmony with the company, but it is not in harmony with the company. The gas field is not consistent with the company.” p>
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Unconditionally dismiss employees whose “values” do not match. p>
(* Note: I will pay close attention to your social media and understand your evaluation and opinion of current events.) p>
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Retract your computer, remove access, delete files. p>
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In the name of strategic adjustment, the entire business unit will be used in one end strong>. p>
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It is required to work overtime on weekends, but it is not allowed to turn on air conditioning or heating at their own expense. p>
(Same use of toilet paper) p>
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No lunch break- p>
I found you lying on the table at noon and woke you up with a punch. p>
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Limit the time to use the toilet, and strictly guard against “ paid shit strong>“. p>
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Play as Knowing Sister strong>, and encourage employees to make career choices again, p>
Oral promises strong> Change department / job support. p>
Exaggerated meal, recognizing your personal value- p>
Then ask to write a new resume for you strong>. p>
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Learn from school teachers —— p>
Encourage peer review (anonymity) between colleagues and read it in public. p>
Learn from school teachers —— p>
Personal humiliation at group meetings. p>
Learn from school teachers —— p>
Move the employee’s workstation to the entrance to the toilet. p>
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“Okay, when you go to the next company to do a background check, I will talk to her ~~~” p>
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Both hard and soft strong> Combined boxing —— p>
There is rumor splashing dirty water. p>
Intentionally soft soothing during a crash: p>
“ I also work part-time, don’t be hard-working. strong>” p>
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Learn from negotiators- Mobilize your family to persuade strong>. p>
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Be friends with employees strong>