This article is from the public number: Glacier Think (ID: icereview) , author: Tongtianhe, from the title figure: Figure insects creative

Shooting the fart in the form of a dissertation is no longer a secret in the academic world, and the forms are diverse and clever.

It is said that the first divine thesis in 2020 has been published: “On the unity of the sense of nobility of the teacher and the beauty of the teacher.” This paper was published in the 5th issue of Glacial Frozen Soil in 2013. Strictly speaking, it was not published this year, but it has undoubtedly had a huge impact this year.

▲ The first divine thesis of 2020 (picture / web)

Of course, in order to publish successfully, and to be consistent with the title of a journal such as “Glacier Frozen Soil”, the title of the paper is “Theories and Practice of the Integrated Framework of Ecological Economics: Understanding of Integrated Thinking”.

At first I thought it was a philosophical article.

Fortunately, there are senior netizens to assist in the interpretation. Point out how the noble mentor of this article discusses how noble the teacher is, how beautiful the teacher and mother are, and how the two get together.

It has been clearly pointed out that this is a major invention in the 21st century, which is based on scientific research. Because the journal editor is the mentor.

▲ The above thesis has been retracted (picture / web)

The article has also received funding from a key project of the National Natural Science Foundation of China. It can be regarded as losing the face of scientific research.

However, if we calm down, don’t see words like “Madam and Mother” and think about the beauty, let alone see the words “heaven and man in the article” in the article and think about the crooked. The form of flattering is no longer a secret in the academic world, and the forms are diverse and clever.

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The first is a straightforward type.

At present, the paper mentioned above is a typical one. Honestly, this approach is stupid. Not at all in the eyes of those who have been using the dissertation.

▲ In “God’s thesis”, a snippet (picture / web)

Because this kind of paper does not meet the purpose of the publication, it is easy to be caught by the pigtails. People are mixed in rivers and lakes, especially those who have received funding from the National Natural Science Foundation of China. Of course, there are also several potential “enemies”. As for the editor-in-chief or editor of the publication, because the publication is still a core journal of Peking University, some people are naturally envious of that position. How many people are staring at you! How dare you make any difference?

Secondly, in addition to great killing in the world, there is also killing. The so-called killing is to lift the person up first, and then fall down severely. The higher you lift, the worse you fall. This is the law of physics. Therefore, people with a little emotional intelligence areUnwilling to treat himself as the protagonist of the thesis.

Three, no matter what, men and women cannot appear at the same time. Lu Xun said that some Chinese people are so powerful that when they see the legs of the table, they think of copulation. Moreover, the article also clearly stated “the occasion of heaven and man”.

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The second type is postscript.

This happened mainly in the postscript of the master’s thesis and doctoral dissertation.

If readers are interested, you can go to the postscript of five papers casually. They compliment their mentors. Many postscripts of papers point out that from the topic selection, to the chapter structure, and to the punctuation, his words have penetrated the efforts of the instructor. But when she was sobbed and cried by her tutor’s severe criticism, the kind teacher appeared in time.

▲ The common form of gratitude in the postscript of the dissertation (picture / web)

Of course, it ’s not just the mentor alone. Moreover, according to the rules, the mentor does not participate in the defense of the students under his guidance. Therefore, we must have a good relationship with other teachers in the specialty. Therefore, an indispensable part of the postscript of the dissertation is that it is necessary to mention the guidance and concern of other teachers about their thesis. The smarter students will also refer to the members of the external defense committee that may be invited in accordance with the previous students’ defenses in case they are foolproof.

However, there is controversy in academic circles about how to characterize this postscript type of fart. I think it’s actually bullshit, and some people think that this is an academic norm, because the author of the paper must mention someone who helped his paper.

This statement also makes sense. The dissertation of graduate students is the work of mentors and other teachers on the degree, which must be acknowledged. Many times, the mentors even directly told their students about their experiences,