Hello ! This is Jiakang takeaway!
Dabao has a headache recently! Because he receives multiple harassment calls every day. One guy didn’t know what was going on. He just treated his family’s phone as a takeaway and had to call to order food every day. Dabao used all the tricks of explanation, beggars, threats, and even verbal abuse, but the guy was a rib, and he still called over at his daily meal.
On this day, a group of friends happened to play cards at Dabao’s house. While everyone was having fun, the phone rang. Dabao glanced at his friend helplessly and was about to answer the phone. My friend Xiaogang hurriedly stopped him: “Don’t move, I’ll come!”
Xiaogang answered the phone: “Hello! Is there anything I can do for you?”
“Jiakang? I want a curry Beef rice.”
Xiaogang: “Okay, please wait a moment and deliver it later.”
Put down the phone and a group of people will play cards.
After 3 minutes, the phone rang again and Xiaogang answered the phone.
“Hey, I ordered the curry beef rice just now, and you said you want to deliver the meal without asking me the address, it’s not a big brain!”
Xiaogang: “Sir, sorry, too many guests, I’m busy Dizzy, please forgive me. Please tell me the address.”
A rib: “I’m in Room 301, Building 250, Jinxiu Nianhua Community, 253 Jiefang Road.”
Xiaogang: “Okay, please Wait!”
Dabao next to and other friends laughed. A bunch of people continue to play cards.
After 20 minutes, the phone rang again. This time it was picked up by another friend, Hua Zi. It’s still the same tendon.
華子: “Hello! Can I help you?”
A rib: “Is the curry beef rice I just ordered delivered? I am from the Fairview District.”
Hua Zi: “I’m sorry, there are too many guests today, the meal you want is just ready, the waiter is going out, please wait a moment.”
A rib: “Oh, then okay.”< br> Put down the phone and continue playing cards. After 20 minutes, the phone rang again. Huazi took it up again: “Hello! This is Jiakang.”
One rib: “How come the curry beef rice I just ordered has not been delivered? How long has it been!”
Huazi: “Don’t worry, I’ll ask.” Hua Zi shouted, pulling his neck and posing: “Xiao Li, did the meal ordered by the Fairy Spring Festival just go?”
Dabao laughed and said: “I sent it 20 minutes ago. I went.”
华子: “Sir, our waiter delivered it to you 20 minutes ago. It may be that the place where you live is more complicated, the waiter is new, and you are not familiar with the route. Would you like to wait for a while?”
said with a tendon: “But I’m going to starve to death!”
华子: “I’m so sorry, I won’t be next time.”
Put down the phone, Everyone laughed together. Twenty minutes later, the phone rang again, and it was estimated that the man with one tendon was already so hungry that he stuck his back to his back. A female friend Nini took the callwords.
Nini: “Hello, this is Jiakang.”
A rib said angrily: “I’m the one from the splendid age, I just ordered the dinner!”
Nini: “We are Looking for you! If you say no, you don’t have to? Our waiter Xiao Zhang has been out for an hour, and he hasn’t come back yet. When he went out, he brought a huge sum of 500 yuan! Say! What do you think of him? What? I can tell you, the Public Security Bureau is less than 100 meters away from you on Jiefang Road. We have your address and phone number. As long as we make a call, the police will pass in 3 minutes. Tell you, Xiao Zhang in 20 minutes If you don’t come back, you can wait for the police to come to you!” After that, he hung up the phone with a snap.
All friends all gave thumbs up: “It’s too cruel! I’m hungry for a long time, and I want to scare people.”
Since then, Dabao has never received this call to order a meal, and his ears are finally quiet. Too.
I am your dad
One day, Dabao wanted to find a classmate to play football, and accidentally dialed his own phone by mistake.
Dabao: “Hello, I will find Zhang Keke.”
Dabao’s father answered the phone: “Who are you?”