The gentleman does not speak.
On Sunday, Bing Bing and Ming Wei ran to Lele’s house and told Lele’s mother: “Auntie, Lele is fighting with Li Ming, please go and see.”
Lele’s mother hurriedly pulled Lele back and grabbed his ear and said, “Hurry up, why fight with others, how do I teach you?” Lele said: “Mom, I didn’t fight, the gentleman didn’t talk Hands on, I just bit him.”
Father is five years old
”Xiaozhen, can you tell how old your father is this year?” the kindergarten teacher asked.
“Father is five years old this year.” Xiao Zhen replied.
The teacher smiled: “Xiaozhen, think about it, is Dad as old as you?”
“Yes, Dad said to me in person, he was a dad from the day I was born. ”
Lie Detector
Xiaoming returned home and saw his father playing with a lie detector. My dad asked: “How is the test today?” Xiao Ming replied: “100 points.” The polygraph “didididi” sounded. Xiao Ming quickly changed his mouth: “80 points.” The polygraph sounded “beep-beep” again. Xiao Ming was terrified and quickly said frankly: “Failed.” Dad said angrily: “It’s not disappointing! When I’m as old as you, I can pass every exam!” With a blast, it exploded.
Men’s things
In the kindergarten, there is a little boy who is building blocks, always unsuccessful, and a little girl beside him said friendlyly: “I will help you.”
Little boy listens to the latter Disdainfully turned his head and said, “Go! Men’s affairs, women don’t care!”
Dad is really not home
A thief came to a residential area, and he saw a child sitting at the door with his neck still hanging With a bunch of keys. So he stepped forward and said, “Child, is your dad at home?” The little boy said, “Not at home!”
The thief said again: “I am checking the electricity meter, can I go in?” “Of course. Said the child.
The child opened the door for the thief. The thief just put his head in, then spread his legs and ran away.
The little boy shouted at his back: “My father is really not at home, they are my second uncle, third uncle, fourth uncle, fifth uncle, sixth uncle…”
the most optimistic person
> Bell is called “the most optimistic person”.
One day, a flash flood broke out and the water flooded the village. Bell sat on his roof and sang happily.
The neighbor walked past his house in a boat and said aloud: “Bell, your ducks were washed away!”
“It doesn’t matter, they will all swim.”
“Your wheat is also flooded.” ”
“It’s okay, anyway this year the harvest is bad.”
“Oh, the water has flooded your house windows!”
“Great, I’m going to clean the windows, this saves a lot of effort!”