There is an honest person, honestly so stupid.
One day, the honest man’s cell phone broke, and his wife gave him money to buy him a new cell phone. Honest people are very obedient and hurried to buy mobile phones after get off work. He walked into the mobile phone store and looked, ho! Good guy, the style of the phone is dazzling, he looked dizzy for a long time, and he couldn’t decide which one to buy.
The boss who bought the mobile phone walked to him with a smile on his face and said, “Mr. want to buy a mobile phone?”
The honest person nodded and said, “Well! The buying department can pick up and play, and my request is not high.”
The boss said: “How can a man treat himself like this, we must know that this mobile phone is a symbol of our man’s identity. You can never buy a bargain, come! Look at this, you can go online, you can steal food, you can go to Baidu to watch Articles, you can download movies to watch movies, there are countless features.” Then the boss whispered: “Hi! I see my brother, you are a real person, I am also happy to make you a friend, give you a friendship price of 2888 yuan, others less three Can’t take away!”
The honest man touched the money in his pocket. When he saw the boss with a sincere face, he said cruelly: “OK! Let’s do this!” After buying, he walked home happily, and showed the phone to his wife when he went home. After seeing it, my wife saw that the mobile phone is the latest in terms of both function and style. I am very happy to say: “OK! At this price, you! I am satisfied with the first purchase.” Then he turned and went to the kitchen to cook. went.
honestly sat on the sofa in the living room and fiddled with his cell phone. Suddenly he heard a cry from his wife. He hurriedly put down his cell phone to see it. It turned out that the water pipe at home was leaking. Wife shouted at him: “What are you doing silly? Go to the property and let them close the main water gate.”
The honest man took the newly purchased mobile phone to make a call, but he couldn’t find a phone book on his mobile phone. It turned out that there were too many functions of the mobile phone, and he couldn’t figure out how to use it for a time, so he was sweating anxiously.
The kitchen is already flooded with gold, and his wife shouted: “What are you doing? Call now?”
The honest man stuttered and said, “Wait… I… I haven’t found a phone book yet!”