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In the past two days, a tweet from the Weibo user “Tuina Xiong” called on young people to be more fishy when they go to work Forwarded by coincidence, with emotion:

“A lot of friends around me are about to enter the society, telling you with my sparse and bleak workplace experience: It is recommended to recite the full text skillfully.”

Picture Source: Tuina Bear

After reading this article, my three views of “labor is a virtue” have been greatly shaken in the past two decades.

I didn’t expect all the scourges of my reversal of the pain of day and night catching up with the manuscript, tiredness and instability after get off work every day, because I worked too hard.

It turns out that if there is no code animal like me, there will no longer be a gap between laziness and diligence in the editorial department. Too low–

OriginallyTouching the fish is the only way to defeat the original sin of capital.

Suddenly figured out when overworked

But is it really that simple? With doubts, I made a special dive into the depths of the Internet society and animal culture to find answers.

We chatted with the East Asian Society Animal Council

The East Asian Society of Animals and Animals compiled the current set of Chinese animal networks, the only set of animal and animal manuals covering the history, culture, and status quo of animal and animal society. It provides many interesting and in-depth interpretations of animal and animal culture.

Because members have only communicated on the Internet, they laughed at themselves as the East Asia Society AI team:

Let’s go back to the “East Asian Society Animal Handbook”, the original author of which is Aosaki Yosuke from Japan.

In a collective writing art project, the members of the Social Livestock Committee were responsible for managing public mailboxes. As a result, a bunch of junk mails classified as mass spam were caught, and the drift bottle thrown by the wild roll was captured. Handwriting.

For some chance coincidence, they saved and printed these handwritings. After translation, they discovered that this was actually a comprehensive set of social animal interpretation manuals, and many interesting contents were captured from it–

For example, a “SSS scientific version of social animal self-evaluation scale” included in this manual is extremely professional, and what xx constellation test is not at the same level.

Like the psychiatric test scales such as the SQL90 depression self-measurement table and the MMPL personality test, the original author also accurately measured the degree of your domestication as a social animal in the workplace from the perspective of scientific modeling:

As for how accurate this test is, I can only tell you that in the editorial department, the scores of shit big shower, me, and small high are: 38, 44, 59 points.

According to the interpretation of the results in the scale, Xiaogao is the dying social animal of the summit of the editorial department of the summit:

On the surface, The “earning machine”, “lost self-consciousness”, and “emergency medical treatment” mentioned in this result are too far-reaching, but in fact these are all real predictions–

In the autumn of 2018, on one night of daily overtime, the waist strain accumulated by Xiao Gao’s long-term sitting suddenly broke out, and he immediately collapsed on the leather chair of the sea diving editorial department and was rushed to the hospital. Fortunately, the disease was found in time and no hospitalization was needed. , Timely physiotherapy can be.

After many years, the rehabilitation clinic is now in the several floors and several rooms of a hospital in Zhongshan. It is already an old place where Xiao Gao can walk with his eyes closed after get off work.

Emergency treatment is not just about talking.

ps: waist disease is a common problem of new media editors. Not only is it a jump in the sea, many editors have

Because of the interpretation from a practical point of view, the scale launched by the East Asian Society of Animals and Animals is definitely a word, and it has been infused with some supernatural power from social animal complaints——

Where is the test scale, and what is special is the predictive scale.

In addition to this predictive scientific test scale, the East Asian Society of Animals and Animals has compiled another creative animal column:

Hundred Animal Night List

Photo source Twitter@妖怪サロン

In this column, the original author of the Society of Animals and Handbooks, Araaki Yosuke, produced the Society of Animals version of the Ghost Night. The difference is that the source of inspiration for this “Hundred Animals Night Record” is by no means fictional.

“If there are any similarities, please match your seats.”-For example, a social animal who always thinks he can get out of the bitter sea next time, will always encounter “Jiao Cao Guai” (Not a typo):

Because it is a handwritten piece, there is no corresponding illustration in the “Hundred Animals Night Record”. The specific image of “Jiao Cao” depends on the psychological shadow in your daily life

Although the original author, Yosuke Araki, is a Japanese friend, judging from his setting of social animals and ghosts, all oppressive exploitation encountered by social animals in China and Japan is 100% similar:

Breakfast bounces for breakfast, Metro Sports West is also known as Hell West, and companies have no reason to lay off staff and refuse N+1… In the face of capital, perhaps the livestock has the shape of a ghost, but the dirty methods of capitalists are exactly the same.

Whether it is the SSS Social Livestock Index Self-Assessment Scale or the Hundred Livestock Night List, under the packaging of irrational or cult, it carries the typical social animals, atypical human life insomnia and anxiety Documentary. But these are just the tip of the iceberg in the status quo of social animal survival.

In addition to these creations that use play terriers as the main narrative technique, The East Asian Society Animal Handbook actually contains more profound, rigorous, and even serious research on social animals from the academic level.

And the biggest contribution of these studies is to point out a way to “get rid of the animals” through armed thoughts and practical actions for the general public.

In order to lower the threshold for dog friends to “learn animals”, we invited the chairman of the East Asian Society Animal Committee to compile the “East Asia Society Animal Handbook”. He discussed the methods of animal removal with us as an AI, although here Before we have to talk about:

Why do we become social animals?

Don’t think that not working is not a social animal. In fact, this concept includes wage earners, some civil servants, and even students. Of course, students also have a special category called “study animals”.

For example, according to the observation of the President of AI, “Different departments, industries and positions within the system are also very complicated. I have also contacted very depressed civil servants, which may be the ones that are on the verge of collapse.”

Additionally, some departments are also undergoing changes to the appointment system. In the future, civil servants may no longer be iron rice bowls.

“Regardless of all walks of life, in the future, the sense of identity among society and animals will become stronger and stronger.”

Picture source Ranyou Gou, we will work together to the staff channel

Now, the spread of social animal viruses to various industries will also recall the once glorious title of proletarian workers in the era of planned economy.

But why in the online context today, “animal” instead of “human”, has become the name of laborers to laugh at themselves?

In this regard, the president of AI has a sharp point: when the proletariat was first formed, it was not glorious.

“They don’t just fill up their stomachs, they don’t have a culture yet. The slogan 100 years ago was “Being a cow and a horse, and being a person now.” It’s a pity that it didn’t expire today. But it’s not a link Errors have caused this problem.”

In addition to the social structural problems, there is another important reason why we are willing to become members of social animals in a subtle way:

Unconsciously, they gradually lose control of their bodies.

When faced with a culture, it is our body that feedbacks the culture first. For example, the hospital office as an Asian forced marginal society animal (referred to as Asian animals), there are some tattoos in subcultures:

And the capitalists and powers want to rule and dominate people, it also starts from the body. For example, team building is the best example –

In some small companies or sales team building, the boss will organize some explicit and indecent activities, such as opening the bottle cap between the legs with his mouth, or arranging the connotation dance “pick up money dance”. Employees are required to participate.

More commonSome, the catering industry in the recent epidemic has a bad market. When I went out last week, I saw several restaurants on the roadside. They forced employees to dance on the street, put a big sound, and attracted customers with the rhythm of the beat.

For individual social animals, if these actions are not done, they may face small shoes from the leader, etc. But when they do, they will be somewhat decent.

Look at the issues that are concerned by the 800w people, and you know how much hate you build

The boss’s usurping of employees’ physical control is reflected in this.

As a social animal, in activities other than the work itself, even if the body is reluctant, it still has to obey some tasks assigned by the boss. This is the attribute that the work has been separated from the simple employment relationship, and it has become dominated and dominated.

And this kind of domination of physical control is not only a problem often faced by social workers in the workplace. As early as the student era, most people within the hospital have been controlled in a subtle way–

That’s why the word “Learning Animals” is also written in the “East Asian Society Animal Handbook”.

It’s not difficult to compare the controlled and dominated experience of school animals with traditional social animals