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Recently, there has been an epidemic on the Internet, which is highly contagious and has no cure, that is-Yin Yang Strangeness!
Let’s look at this question first. When surfing the Internet, which of the following statements is dangerous?
A. No, no, no one…
B. Is that all? That’s it?
C. He is anxious, he is anxious
D. Your product, your product
E. Are you teaching me to do things?
Selected students, congratulations, you are already a senior Internet surfer.
It’s true that this year’s surfing environment is a little special. Although there are so many buzzwords every year, I learned a few words in the past few years: “I’m coming”, “Pan it”, and “True fragrance”. They can still look fashionable and playful, which solves the dilemma of chatting; The above sentences, one careless, but will fall into social difficulties…
You think you are fashionable and playful, but you don’t know that others are full of disgust.
These few words are clearly oneThe dirty words are not brought, and it gives people a look and feel, but it is more disgusting than the rats in the sewers chewing stinky cheese.
One word, today Zhou Junjun will talk to everyone, why is the yin and yang freak lethality stronger than swear words?
Yin and Yang are weird, you will learn it as soon as you learn it
Traditional Chinese street curse is often “greeting parents” and is rude and direct; while yin and yang are strangely angry, they have a hidden sense of “I take you as a fool”, but the effect is wonderful.
And the threshold is extremely low. With only three strokes, you can quickly become a “yin and yang master”. When you speak within fifteen words, your opponent will be angry and spit blood to admit defeat.
Yin and Yang Qiqi first move: universal reply.
The principle is very simple, similar to the elementary school students who have just started to write essays according to the same set of templates. But the essence is that you should consider yourself as the grandfather of watching the drama, and then quietly wait for someone to perform the performance and throw out the fixed few sentences.
For example, others share a lot of their own feelings, when you think that it is dry goods, you only need to return two words:
In an instant, his speech is worthless, and it shows your prowess.
If the other person has a good temper, he will ask youIf you have any high opinions, don’t rush to speak, you have to give him a space for independent thinking. Reply to him:
When he is really angry, you can use the killer to end the conversation with an excitement that finally makes the dog anxious:
It is said that this is the most promising language system that has passed the Turing test. It can answer almost all questions and solve all communication.
Witty netizens also found that this kind of words can even be applied in the workplace, please see the following tips:
Learning and using, you can definitely reach the peak of your career.
Of course, these words are always easy to come and go. At this time, we will use the second trick: make good use of the formula.
Don’t care what you want to say, just use one or two routines,Yin and Yang can be doubled in an instant——
Ordinary players: 300 yuan is too expensive.
Bronze Yin Yang teacher: One said one, this also needs 300?
Silver Yin Yang Master: You don’t have to sell 300 pieces, right?
Gold Onmyoji: Isn’t it? 300 yuan?
Platinum Onmyoji: Is it just me who thinks that selling 300 is too expensive?
Diamond Onmyoji: 300? Isn’t it good to buy pork ribs?
Now you must have discovered that the essence of yin and yang’s strange energy lies in the rhetorical question. There is quite a kind of “what if you disagree with you or are you a human being”?
Don’t underestimate the power of question marks, sometimes the emotion that a “?” can express is endless: amazement, ridicule, contempt…
Even if it’s just ordinary questions, in today’s network environment, it is full of unpleasant and mean irony.
Also, I don’t know when I changed “you” to “Ning” in the sentence, and the taste changed instantly.
Satire is polite but yin and yang are graceful. The phrase “Would you rather have something?” is like putting 10 tons of explosives into the lake and the surface poursIt’s quiet, in fact, it can already smell the strong smell of gunpowder.
Replacing “Mom” with “Horse” is also a common tactic used by Onmyoji teachers. The meaning is still that meaning, but it is to turn a few corners for you to appear to be senior and restrained.
〓 Feel the contemporary “horse” style graphic curse method
Of course, the so-called avenue to Jane, the ultimate yin and yang routine only needs to add a “?” at the end of each sentence.
Is there an internal taste? Wait, also has a third move: expression irony.
As the name implies, it is to use the emoticon package to make a nonsense, presenting the smile on the surface and the MMP in my heart.
Smiling expression + soul rhetorical question = You are the most eccentric in the world.
Can’t members send pictures? It doesn’t matter, just use emoji.
Previous
Expressing happiness, now expressing “I am so stupid that I gave him a whole smile”; before
Indicates support, and now means “you are so powerful”.
Use the first two strokes to polish the text, and then use emoji instead of punctuation. It frequently appears in the sentence. I guarantee that I want to hit you. (Tips: The expression at the end of the paragraph must be repeated more than three times.)
A set of expression hidden meaning tables is given to everyone, and you will never have to get angry on Weibo again.
Yin and Yang are strange, what is it?
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When did the Internet start talking like this, it may be necessary to trace back the largest yin and yang strangeness (and only)< /span>‘s School-The History of “Zuan People”Too.
Where are the Zuan people? At first glance, you thought it was a gathering place for a minority in my country, but in fact it is just a service partition of the League of Legends.
The biggest feature of players playing games here is that typing is faster than hitting people, scolding people is more ruthless than cutting people, and gradually promotes Zuan to a famous language artist area.
Zuan players not only have amazing hand speeds, but also have a fierce style and are well-documented. Every time they speak, they either greet their parents or ask rhetorical questions.
Even in order to preemptively and protect their ancestors, players also set up quick shouts in advance, trying to stand out in the fierce scolding battle, and sprayed the entire audience with lightning speed.
Zhuan District’s fancy curse is gradually being carried forward, and now it’s online to search #祖安语录# #祖安颜包# Abound, girls call themselves “Princess Zuan” and boys are “Zu Antie blood boy”.
But then again, turning around and cursing, who would not?
The writers at that time stood up, and it was really elegant and unrelenting. The metaphors were more poisonous than anyone else. The sentences were like fish thorns of ten centimeters in length. .
〓 Feel how the masters are doing
Liu Sanjie frowned on her hips, her face blushing with passion and passion, and it was deeply engraved in my childhood. This is a first-class curse technique that makes the audience very enjoyable and not annoying.
Think of Lin Daiyu, who said in the book, “Yo, I knew you were here, and I won’t be here.”
In the final analysis, the disgusting yin and yang of people do not mean fancy cursing, but the self-righteous arrogance revealed in “just this?”, without respect for other people’s emotions and opinions.
But in fact, there is nothing behind this arrogance.
The buzzwords like “No, no one really…”, “……isn’t it fragrant?” In the form of “harm”, others must agree to his position.
People who have mastered this set of language, no one dared to scold them. After all, the “bar” is so good and bad, and they just need to type the repeated “no no no” without thinking. ?That’s it?”.
These people, likeIt’s more of an Internet watering can, or the kind of non-original mass production.
Why do we hate yin and yang?
Yin and yang strangeness is undoubtedly aggravating the arrogance of the network: anyway, you can’t hit me along the network cable, and occasionally it is quite cool to be angry on the Internet.
But the most important reason they are offensive is that:
These stems are everywhere! ?
At first it was quite fun, but I don’t know since when, people seem to have been “brainwashed” by this language:
Even if you use it for occasions, you can use it when you laugh at yourself, and when you are serious.
Even if you use it online, some people just put “No” on their lips in real life.
The stems that spread like viruses quickly are what sociologists call “memes” (Meme).
A piece of information, text, symbol, or image, carrying a specific meaning or theme, stimulates the imitation of interpersonal communication, and mutates with certain selection mechanisms in the communication process. This is the meme.
From “blue lean shiitake mushroom” to “I’m too south” to a “harm”, these popular words have been spread and re-created in hundreds of millions, and they all have a language that can be understood and recognized by the public. Core meaning.
It’s not easy to accurately capture each other’s tone across the screen. At this time, the direct use of the phrase “everyone understands”, that is, “use stalk” is actually a lazy behavior in the process of communication.
Since you can be lazy, why bother to brainstorm a lot of words?
But I’m really annoyed after listening too much.
Mr. Lu Xun said, “The character who first invented this “fuck” character is indeed a genius.” I agree, but there is a half sentence behind it, “–but it is a despicable genius.” .
Making stems is creativity, spreading stems is fun, but once stems are used, they become trash and constantly disgusting people, and it is time to withdraw from the stage of history.
As for those who worry that these oversimplified online buzzwords will lead to “cultural desertification”, I think it is not necessary.
Continuously changing language stalks are also a manifestation of cultural change. Everyone’s experts are clarified and annoyed, and directly expressed their attitude: What disgusted me most was the dislike of online language.
So people who like yin and yang freaks can use it with peace of mind and be a repeater.
People who don’t like tolerate it, anyway, it will pass soon, so prepare for the next wave of buzzwords, 886~
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