Son Tian Modao is in the first year of junior high school. Every night, his mother picked him up at the junior high school in the town at nine o’clock on time, and then they walked back all the way, probably because they exchanged a lot of things on the road.
One night, when my son came back at 9:30, his first sentence was, Dad, where did you get my placenta?
I was fainted and asked him, why did you ask about your placenta? That was twelve years ago. As for where it went, I can’t remember at all.
He said, stop pretending.
I was a little surprised and asked, do you know where the placenta is?
He said, my mother said, you gave the placenta to my uncle in the country.
I think it may be true. The wife’s memory must be correct, but she must be very clear about the meat on her body and where the meat is going.
I took a breath and said, okay. Give it to the uncle, and use it where it should be used most.
The son became angry and said, why do you want to give it to the uncle? Uncle has no conscience for you!
I said, uncle treats you and I are so good, how do you say he has no conscience?
The son said, of course he has no conscience. Uncle’s village was occupied in Beichuan County, Xiu. He moved into Beichuan County. He had a house and several hundred thousand yuan, but did he give you a penny? And I haven’t come to see you for a year or two.
I said, son, don’t talk about it, the uncle is better off, and the father is at ease.
Er got angry and said, why don’t you say this? Uncle is purely an ungrateful person…
I drank my son, pulled him over and sat in front of me, turned off the TV to mute, and said to him, son, uncle ate your placenta, it should be; he should not give us a penny.
The son said, why should it be?
I said, your father, I have lost my parents a long time ago, and you are the same mother as your uncle and different father. Your uncle got vomiting blood from tuberculosis when I was out of school for three years and was busy in the country. Now I am living alone, and I have not married yet. Son, if you didn’t have your uncle, you wouldn’t have your father today. Who would be a cadre? Without me today, there would be no you, because your beautiful mother would definitely look down on me. Without us, there would be no you. So your uncle eats your placenta and heals your sickly body. What’s wrong? It’s a good thing!
My son said, but the placenta is my private property.
I said, in my opinion, you should not only contribute a small placenta to your private property, but you should also contribute your precious things to your uncle. Maybe he will give you ten thousand yuan.
My son asked, what can you make me contribute to earn 10,000 yuan?
I said, this is an ancient bookYes, your uncle wants something on your body, you can fully reflect your filial piety, and his illness must be cured.
My son asked, hurry up, what do you want from me?
I said, you cut off the tender meat on your butt and let your uncle fry it for barbecue.
My son ran away from me like lightning.