Nowadays, some hot words are very popular on the Internet, such as “Can’t afford to hurt”, “You have wood,” and “HOLD live”, but another sentence is very popular in our office-“You are a big double Or Xiaoshuang?” Don’t believe me, listen to me one by one.
It turned out that our office now has a pair of twin brothers working. The elder brother and the elder brother have been working for several years, and the younger brother Xiaoshuang has only recently applied for the company.
The arrival of Xiao Shuang makes the originally peaceful office seem like a stone thrown into the calm lake water, making waves. His arrival has brought endless joy to colleagues and a lot of embarrassment.
Brother Dashuang is a team leader of the maintenance department, and he is in love with the office clerk Xiao Wei. Xiao Wei hasn’t entered Da Shuang’s house yet, and she doesn’t know her family. Therefore, Xiao Wei’s arrival has embarrassed Xiao Wei many times. It turns out that the big and small are exactly the same length, with hair, appearance, voice, height, ,,, almost no one can tell, even if their parents have time, they will make a mistake. So one morning after Xiao Shuang came to work, Xiao Wei saw Da Shuang come to the office, “Honey, you are here, people think you are so miserable!”, she ran to hang her shoulders. Quickly kissed Dashuang on the cheek. At this time, a few people came in from outside the office, among them Xiaoshuang.
“Xiao Wei, how can you be with Xiao Shuang, Xiao Shuang, you are too upright!” Xiao Wei said that Xiao Shuang in her mind is actually Da Shuang.
“Ah, you are the big pair, he is the little pair! Oh my god. I, I,,,,” Xiaowei has a lot of bromide now. She blushed and ran back to her seat and did not dare to speak for a long time.
Xiao Shuang was also very embarrassed and stammered to explain to Da Shuang: “I just came in, Sister Xiao Wei ran over to hug me. Before I had time to explain, she was preconceived, I, I, I am not on purpose”.
Similar things have happened two or three times. After that, Xiaowei will ask her when she sees the big pair and the small pair: “Are you a big pair or a little pair?”
Both brothers are excellent. Xiao Shuang’s excellence also won the favor of Xiao Zhang among the six or seven girls in the office, so Xiao Zhang and Xiao Shuang also talked about love. It is said that the IQ of a woman in love is zero, and Xiao Zhang has made the same low-level mistakes as Xiao Wei. In fact, it’s not to blame for Xiao Zhang’s low IQ, because the two brothers are really hard to distinguish.
After get off work that day, Xiao Zhang saw Xiao Shuang and they came back from work to get off work, Xiao Zhang also packed up the information on the desk and turned off the computer to get off work with Xiao Shuang. Seeing Xiao Shuang walking out from get off work, neither saying hello nor waiting for him, Xiao Zhang angrily chased after him, twisted Xiao Shuang’s ears, “Dare to ignore me, see if grandma won’t clean you today!”
“Oh, what are you going to do, Xiao Zhang, I’m a big pair.” Covering his ears with pain is not easy to get angry and blushing. After all, he is his brother’s girlfriend and his future sibling.
And Xiao Zhang is even more embarrassed, “Oh, big brother, I’m sorry, I admit it wrong!” After saying that Xiao Zhang picked up his backpack and flew away. From then on, she also learned Xiao Wei’s words “Are you a big double or a little double!”
The colleagues in the unit often make mistakes. The superior was a irritable person. One day, because of the arrangement of the big pair to deal with the failure, the equipment problem was upgraded to a major failure. The supervisor was also taken aback by the department manager, so the supervisor was very angry. Do you think my life is not easy, will I make your life easier? When I came to the office, I saw Da Shuang standing there and the supervisor scolded him.” Haven’t I told you many times that the equipment needs to be overhauled frequently, and you must be good at finding problems. Don’t wait until there are problems to deal with and it’s too late. I’ve been doing it for so many years, but I haven’t made any progress. Tell you, this month’s performance Cancel all of them, and if something like this happens, you will just leave me alone!” the supervisor scolded angrily.
“President Wang, I am Xiaoshuang!” The scolded Xiaoshuang answered the supervisor with innocent eyes.
“Oh, then why didn’t you tell me earlier!” The supervisor turned around and left.