After a county chief of department took office, he re-armed his office. I am very familiar with Director Chen of the section chief’s office. After listening to his introduction, I sighed. Jade Emperor is not as good as section chief.
At night, I had a nightmare.
I dreamed that a golden armored god descended from the sky. He grabbed me with one hand, slapped me on my face, threw me on the ground, and cursed me, what do you fart during the day? What are you talking about? Jade Emperor is not as good as the section chief? Why not? If you don’t make it clear today, the deity will chop you into two parts with a sword.
I thought about the scene of blood spraying out of my broken waist, and I was very scared. However, I had the courage to say that even if you killed me, I still said that, Jade Emperor is not as good as the section chief.
The god said, you shut your mouth. Why is the Jade Emperor not as good as your mortal section chief? You know, in your mortal world, the section chief is the division chief, then the department chief, then the minister, and then the president. Even if the hundreds of presidents in your world add up, they cannot be regarded as a little finger of the Jade Emperor. How dare you speak such nonsense?
I said, from this perspective, the section chief is really nothing but the smallest dust in front of the Jade Emperor. But on the other hand, Jade Emperor is really inferior to a section chief. When I say this, there must be my truth.
The god roars, what’s the point? If you don’t make it clear, I will chop you off immediately!
I said, I have seen in many movies and televisions that the desk of the Jade Emperor’s office is only 1.5 meters long, right?
The gods said, that’s not there at all, only 1.2 meters—is the great Jade Emperor loving heaven and earth so extravagant?
I said, so I said Jade Emperor is not as good as the section chief. Look at the number of section chiefs in the world. They are the county traffic directors or county construction directors, and they spend hundreds of millions of yuan a year. When they take office, they always have to buy themselves a desk with a table top of 3.2 meters long. You said, how much worse is the Jade Emperor than the section chief?
When the god heard it, he took the sword, and vomited a big mouthful of blood with a sigh of anger.