False certificate
The author/Dai Meng’er
He has never been far away, so he always wants to go out in his dreams.
At this time, a friend recommended him to visit Yin Wen.
This is a good idea, but you need a Yin-Yang Pass to go to the underworld.
This certificate is not easy to handle and requires a lot of formalities. A friend told him that he can apply for a fake certificate, which is very popular now.
He immediately went to apply for a fake pass. At the junction of Yin and Yang, he passed smoothly and came to the underworld.
The underworld is very fun, various sightseeing places, what is the 18-story hell tourist area, the water city on Huangquan Road…
After a day of playing, The coins he had exchanged for were almost spent, and he was about to return to the sun.
However, as soon as he reached the yin and yang junction, he was blindfolded-the ghost pawn at the yin and yang junction found out that his credentials were fake and would not let him go anyway.
He and the other party theorized: Why didn’t he find it when he came in, but was found when he went back?
The ghost snorted and said: “The person who gave you the fake certificate gave you money, so you can go in; you can go back if you want, give me money!”
He was stupid, because all his money was spent.
Versatile
Author/Yan Yunli
After graduation, Xiao Min has not found a suitable job . This time I finally found a small law firm, but a question from the manager during the interview stumped her.
The manager asked: “What are your strengths?”
Xiao Min answered: “I can be considered versatile.”
“What are the main manifestations?”
Speaking of this question, Xiao Min hesitated for a while, then bends his fingers into claws, and dug out his eyes. , Said: “My eyes can be used as miniature cameras to monitor every action of the defender at any time.”
She unscrewed her ears again and said: “My ears can be used as A bug, listen to each other’s words and deeds at any time.”
She smiled strangely and said: “I am best at the next talent. You will love it.” As she said, she put her head on the table, tore her hands from her neck, and her body was torn in half.
She went on to say: “My body can be split into two parts like this to speed up work efficiency. It can also be inserted in my head.Flowers, as art decorations. “Xiao Min asked when the manager was silent, “Are you satisfied?” “
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The manager shook his head, held her head and looked at it for a while, then suddenly lowered his head, bit her mouth severely, and swallowed it. Inside.
The manager wiped the blood off his mouth and chuckled softly: “What we need is not more watching, listening, and doing, but talking more. “
Grave Tou Cao
Author/Magic Fairy Li Xiaoyue
I live in the country and I opened one myself Small shops, business is very prosperous. When I was young, I heard people say that the grass growing on the grave is a sign of good luck. If the grass is cut, it will be unlucky. And there is more or less grass on every grave in my family’s tomb. , I don’t know if I have anything to do with this for so many years.
I don’t know when my business started to decline, and I accompanied hundreds of thousands for a whole year. Later I think it might be because my ancestors felt that the paper money I burned was not enough, so he took a large bundle of paper money and went to the grave.
It turned out that the grass on the head of the grave was obviously covered by the grave. Cut away traces.
Don’t owe money to the dead
Author/Magic Fairy Li Xiaoyue
Unconsciously It’s been three years since I left university. I accidentally turned over the graduation photos at that time. A figure frightened me. He was Jia Ning.
I clearly remember that when we graduated, our class was only 42 classmates, but now there are 43 in the graduation photo, that Jia Ning died in a car accident before graduation.
Jianing had a good relationship with me when he was alive. I suddenly remembered that he The night before the accident, I borrowed him two hundred dollars to buy sneakers, but I didn’t return it to him. I always had a lump in my heart.
The next day I went to Jianing’s grave. I burned a lot of paper money before, and I will look at the photos when I go home. The original position of Jianing is now empty.
Creativity
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Author/Wang Haiyang
“A great artist depends on creativity and creativity, understand? “The professor yelled at several assistants again, because he always felt that they did not implement his own intentions, but affected the display of his talents.
No blame for the professor’s temper, this time The competition is an annual national competition. If you fail the preliminary round, you will lose the qualification to participate in the competition.
“Why don’t we have creativity? “Assistant A asked. (Uncle Ghost: http://www.guidaye.com/ please keep the reprint!)
“I thought the professor’s creativity was heavenlyraw. “Assistant B said.
“Yes, the professor’s creativity is in the bones…” Assistant C echoed.
In the evening, I ran around for a day. His assistants returned to the art museum listlessly, looking for a day’s creativity, but they still found nothing. It seems that some things cannot rely on acquired learning, such as creativity.
Finally, the professor Once again, without any suspense, his work represented the city in the national competition with the first overall score. It is just strange that the professor was not seen at the award ceremony.
In the middle of the night, There was a clanging sound in the art museum. The assistants were thinking about a skeleton with hammers and chisels. Their serious expressions seemed to be making a rare treasure.
“The professor’s creativity is so much better. “Assistant A said.
“Yes, we just chiseled a rib and took the first place. If we…” Assistant B’s voice was full of indescribable words Excitement.
“Wait a minute, I think it will be almost enough to chisel a rib in this national competition. Have to keep it for next year. “Assistant C interjected, swiftly picking up the “creative” fragments scattered all over the floor.
Don’t be curious
Author/Magic Fairy Li Xiaoyue
When I was young, my mother used to take me to the country’s grandma’s house to play. One day in the village a boy fell into a well and drowned. I was curious to see, but my grandma refused I joined in the fun and said that I was young and weak in resistance, and I was afraid that I would get dirty things.
I didn’t listen to my grandma, and I went secretly in the evening, but I didn’t Seeing the boy’s body, those adults didn’t let me look at it. When I was depressed, a little boy came to me and asked if I wanted to play hide and seek. I said so.
We played late until my grandma took me home.
I told my grandma that I had a good time playing hide-and-seek. Grandma asked who to play with, and I said to Xiao Ming.
As soon as my grandma heard this, she started beating me indiscriminately, and she was still muttering: “Go away, go away! “
That night, I vomited and diarrhea. Later, after looking at someone who knew it, the boy who died said that he was entangled with me, but my grandma beat him away.