There is a witch in Shangzhuang Village whose surname is Huang, who claims to be the reincarnation of Avalokitesvara Bodhisattva. People often ask her for good or bad luck. Occasionally, she is fired up and fame. People gave her the nickname “Huang Banxian”. After this “Huang Banxian” became famous, he came to ask for fortune-telling and broke the threshold, and Huang Banxian made a lot of profits.
There is a family named Wang in Xiazhuang Village. In the past two years, disasters have continued. First, the old man Wang became ill and died. Then only one son died in a car accident, and the other two daughters were at her husband’s house. It was also beaten and angered twice in three days. There was only Mrs. Wang in the family alone. After she sighed with grief, she kept wondering that something in the family had collided with the gods, so that misfortune did not come singly.
On this day, Mrs. Wang asked to come to Huang Banxian’s house, but saw the mist and smoke in the house, and there were many statues of Buddhism, Taoism and Confucianism. Huang Banxian sat cross-legged on the lotus throne, closed her eyes and listened to the old lady telling the troubles that had happened in the house. After she yawned four or five times, she watched her hands clasped together, her plump lips moved up and down, and she was muttering words… …Lao Wang’s wife couldn’t hear what she was talking about, she just leaned over and listened.
Suddenly, Huang Banxian jumped down from the lotus throne and picked up the sacred table. The string of bells is not like string of bells. The waist drum is not like the waist drum. I danced the “8-character dance”, and began to sing: “Hey-I am… I am a fart of Guanyin Bodhisattva, just because I was dyed in the purple bamboo forest and fell into the mortal world to enjoy film and television dramas. Occasionally passing by your house, I wanted to make something delicious in your pot, but the fire on the stove burned a layer of my skin. I lay down for three months because of my muscles and bones. Why are you not in a hurry? I’m angry. The Jade Emperor, the Jade Emperor hurriedly solved the problem for me, dragged your old man to the underworld to do coolies, punished your son to be a slave to me, and tried every possible means to torture your two girls. Old lady! If you don’t understand, you won’t end up. How…”
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When the old lady heard this, she was so frightened that she was so frightened that she hurriedly “pumped” down on her knees, and repeatedly said, “Daxian, I Damn! I damn! Blame me for a mortal fetus with naked eyes and not knowing the true God… Please let the immortal forgive our family——”
Huang Banxian hit the iron while it was hot, and continued to sing: “See you are very sincere, a death sin This can be dispensed with, but you must give me that layer of skin, so that we can go to the sky in the clouds and fog. You have to ask what is the most suitable for skinning. One thousand yuan cannot be less than one percent!”
< br/> At this point, Huang Banxian’s singing stopped abruptly, and at the same time he stopped dancing, and sitting cross-legged on the lotus throne with death, he took a long breath of “Xianqi”, and slowly opened the pair of bitches. eye. Seeing that Mrs. Wang was still kneeling on the ground, she pretended to be surprised and said, “Oh-sister-in-law, what are you doing? What did I do just now? Get up! Get up!” The wife helped up.