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The sound insulation of the modern community is getting better and better, and the residents are more and more indifferent. As soon as they enter the elevator, they only look at the mobile phone, not at you.
People are getting lonely, and you can only try to spy on their inner world through the Wi-Fi names of their neighbors.
The pressure of life is increasing, and modern people are becoming more and more restless.
You are also getting harder and harder, dare to knock on the door of the strange couple next door, out of your humanitarian concern for singles, ask them to pause, “muscle training” at midnight every day movement.
At this time, communicating the neighborhood’s appeal through the Wi-Fi name is a method that both guarantees accurate delivery and politeness.
Sometimes it also provokes public anger, forming a response among the neighbors.
Even if there is the Northeast Old Railway, the network is happy, and inertial quarrels broke out on the Wi-Fi list.
The router can only cover the technical characteristics of a 300-meter radius at the farthest, giving the sprayers a happy and enemies, saying goodbye to the line of the mouth and the gun, and instantly switching to the front line, providing endless convenience.
The ideal of ancient pastoral idyll with the sounds of chickens and dogs is presented in a cyber style in the Wi-Fi list of modern people.
In layman’s terms, the Wi-Fi name has become a contemporary young person, to neighbors, and friends who are invited to be guests at homeFriends, show yourself a business card.
The largest social software system for strangers in China is not WitFi nor Soul, but Wi-Fi 6.
Estimate your distance from the router by the number of signals, and find the most interesting soul in the Wi-Fi list.
There is no RMB player, and the member cannot reach her. Relying on yourself step by step is the essence of the stranger’s social interaction.
Don’t worry about the limited input characters, you can’t express your thoughts accurately.
Wi-Fi manufacturers have iterated on new versions intimately, and even a series of emojis are printed in the password field, not to mention.
The 140-character Weibo is no longer able to lead the trend of Internet content. The Wi-Fi name with a maximum of 10 Chinese characters isThe base for socializing the next generation of short content.
How many spiritual guys have successfully attracted the attention of the goddess upstairs by virtue of a witty Wi-Fi name.
Editor’s Note : Eduroam is the abbreviation of education roaming, which can be understood as domestic cmcc-edu; it is a safe global roaming service, widely used by educational and scientific research networks in various countries
Proposed marriage in public is a romantic scene that many girls dream of.
In the cyber era, you can also use Wi-Fi lists to achieve this feat. As long as you want, the neighbors of the whole community can become witnesses of your happy love, or lick the dog.
“I don’t know if this pair will succeed, anyway, the next day Ruru will become the celebrity of our community.”
As the saying goes, it takes 100 years to repair the same boat ferry, and thousands of years of repair to sleep together.
By analogy, I feel that it takes at least 10,000 years to get this copy, “Your Wi-Fi, I can even connect”.
This is not a strong word. Neighbors who can rent and live in the same building must first of all have similar economic strength and architectural aesthetic level, which perfectly fits the modern people’s “door-to-door pairing” marriage rule
——It’s a veritable “door” to be a “household” right:
Let Tomson one product belong to Tomson one product, Sanhe Great God return to Sanhe Great God-the most important thing is to let the dog-blooded Mary Su plot be permanently buried in the mud of the long river of history.
When it comes to the local characteristics of Wi-Fi, we have to mention another important function of the Wi-Fi list-advertising space.
As we all know, in Beijing, Gaobeidian belongs to new media, programmers gather in the back factory village, and the annual salary per capita of China World Apartment is one million yuan…
Is there any more accurate portrait of the crowd than “we live in the same community”?
A brand-new social new media advertisement placement scene came into being.
Those who are still letting the default TP-LINK_6F84 and MERCUY_4B56 as their own Wi-Fi names never know how many times they have missed a great opportunity for self-marketing.
No matter what the name of the rose is, it will still be fragrant. Changing a Wi-Fi name will not make your home network faster.
But don’t underestimate how easily modern people care about a Wi-Fi name.
Imagine chanting with your eyes closed, and suddenly a prompt like this appears on your phone:
“Do you agree to join the ‘Devil’ Wi-Fi?”
Last year, a pastor in Poland initiated a joint letter to protest the Wi-Fi name of a family next to the church.
“Luziver”(Devil), this Wi-Fi name has caused dissatisfaction among some believers.
This protest letter was posted on Twitter and quickly spread widely.
It is said that soon after, the church was surrounded by a lot of strange Wi-Fi names.
In addition to the Wi-Fi name and the unique Wi-Fi password, it is another stage where you can show your creativity and lively atmosphere.
For the convenience of customers, restaurant owners usually choose to post the Wi-Fi password on the wall.
The disgusting hotel owner will secretly observe the guest’s reaction until the guest shows his face with sorrow and asks:
How can I lose several times?
The boss said: Did you miss the input, the colon?
There are also some Wi-Fi passwords that will make you sing out:
Two livehouses that Xi’an used to go to, and one of the employees’ Wi-Fi passwords was:
“Lasomisolaso, Misolasomi”
——Of course, it must be converted into a numbered musical notation, pay attention to the dots and rests.
Another one is:
1tDhblkfcdhx2a
Feeling difficult to remember? Follow the melody of “A big river with wide waves and wind blowing rice flowers on both sides”, you should be right. And it couldn’t stop at all.
An ingenious Wi-Fi password is the best contemporary social currency.
High-tech, low-life(high tech, low life) In the cyber era, those cold technologies and machines have become materialized Derived human organs.
Like the Wi-Fi name and the router, it is endowed with human color and becomes a good partner to comfort the hearts of modern people.
On the other hand, more and more otakus are willing to regard the “paper man” as their girlfriend, and the capitalists symbolize their employees as “tool people.” People are rushing blindfolded towards a society with lower desires, and the children who have been sore still love fire.
Never forget that being alone is the best communication. Born to be human, we can only do it and keep each one cute.
Why not change your Wi-Fi name after reading this push?
This article is fromWeChat public account: Hidive free diving (ID: hidive2019), welcome attention Hidive public number, select the dive time, choose a more youthful lifestyle planning: the old left, author: Li Shuangxian