I remember that I was eating at Sanxiang’s house that day, and I insisted on not drinking. The main reason why I don’t drink is indeed because I have high blood pressure and I take medicine every day. Therefore, no matter how many people scold me, I only need a bottle of beer and insist on drinking only this bottle. Everyone has no choice but to listen to me.
Halfway through the wine, Afei came to toast me. She wants to toast me white wine, and she must have three glasses. I will die. So she said: Since you were in high school, you have been secretly in love with me, and I became your motivation, so you studied hard and took the first place in the school to have today. Then, I really feel a great honor, dare you say Don’t you drink the three glasses of wine I offer?
This is very killing, I can’t drink it. So, three cups of white wine were eaten like this.
At this moment, a new classmate has arrived. He is now the political commissar of the armed forces department and a member of the county party committee. He sat down beside me. If he is an official person, I don’t want to talk to him at all. The problem is that he is the loyal friend of his classmates. He is a wine fairy, and I am by his side, so naturally I became the hardest hit area. I drank a few glasses of white wine from him and really stopped drinking. Okay, he started singing Tibetan songs to me. Oh my god, so I don’t drink red, white, and brown, so I poured in. I know that I will get drunk when I get drunk, and I won’t be drunk today.
Rose came when he had begun to hide from alcohol. She is the object of my secret crush now, torture, I am now in my forties, but it really feels like a secret crush, I am glad I feel this way now. She came to give me a toast. I couldn’t refuse, and I had three glasses of liquor. Moreover, I said to her who was about to leave: Rose, I want you to reward me with three glasses of white wine.
So, after the rose, white, red, and brown wine burst into my stomach like a bank.
I am drunk. Become a real person when you are drunk. I remember singing, I grabbed beer and everybody did one! I became a songmaster and sang with a microphone. I sang well anyway, but I couldn’t keep up the tune that night, saying that the machine was broken and I went faster. Forced to pull all the female classmates to dance, of course I don’t know how many times I pulled the rose to dance.
The worst thing is on the way home. I drank so much fucking alcohol, I was not drunk. I became a real person in the car, speaking the truth. I respect the humanity in the car:…I know that among our classmates, Brother Yang likes Juanmei; Viagra likes Affi; and I, everyone knows that I like roses….
Yang Ge, Juanmei, Afei, Viagra, and Rose didn’t say a word, but just looked at me with a smile.
When I woke up the next morning, the first thing I remembered was these words. My feeling at the time was that I wanted to beat my teeth with my fist; I wanted to use a shaved blade to scratch all around my troubled mouth like that blasted waist.
Communism has already been realized if people are so thick when they are awake and drunk! After becoming a real person,It’s been almost a year, and I’m embarrassed to meet with everyone-dare not see anyone.