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During the summer vacation of freshman, the school conducted a half-month military training for freshmen. 　　 One day, we are training in a queue. Standing upright, taking a rest, walking together… practicing and practicing, a little bird flew over our queue, hovered less than two feet above my head, and chirped non-stop. 　　 All the soldiers turned their attention to me. I stretched out my hands and danced a few.. Read More

　 A young Scotsman fell in love with a young girl and tried to dress up to court the girl. What should I wear? After thinking for a long time, I finally made up my mind. The typical Scottish short skirt is the best choice. Unfortunately, there was no one in the town to find a finished product. Only one was satisfied with the fabric, but it was a piece.. Read More

　　On this day, when Liu Ming came home, his wife greeted with joy: “Her husband, is my new hair good-looking?” 　　Liu Ming looked at it and saw that his wife’s hair style had completely changed, and her long straight hair had become dry, yellow and messy. So he said coldly: “Like straw, it’s ugly to die.” The wife walked away silently after hearing no squeaking. 　　 In the evening, his.. Read More

　　 There are 7 people living together and sharing a big barrel of porridge every day. It is terrible that porridge is not enough every day. At the beginning, they decided to decide who would share the porridge, one round per day, so they came down every week, and they only had one day to be full, that is, the day they divided the porridge. Later, they elected a person.. Read More

There are three people who are going to be jailed for 3 years. The warden satisfies each of them. Americans love to smoke cigars and have three boxes of cigars. The French are the most romantic and want a beautiful woman. The Jews say he wants one Ministry of Communications to communicate with the outside world. Three years later, the first person who rushed out was the American, whose nostrils.. Read More

　　 Legend has it that a professor in the literature department thought that students who were difficult were famous 　　 One day he explained to students a very difficult question: composition (including nobles and love) 　　 The students had a very painful idea, but one student handed in the assignment the next day. Professor 　　 saw that the homework was completely down, and the composition only had one sentence: the.. Read More

“We will kill all the captives,” the enemy leader said to him. “But because of your bravery and admiration in combat, I can kill three days later. Before that, you can meet your three requirements. Now, you can I made the first request.” 　　The cavalry did not think about it, and said, “I want to say something to my horse.” The leader agreed. 　　 Then the cavalry walked over and.. Read More

There is a girl named Xiaorong who lives in the residential building next to the square. Somehow, she was attracted by a young policeman who patrolled the square. When she was free, she stared at the figure in police uniform, but she had no courage to confess. A friend knew her thoughts and gave her an idea: “Xiaorong, you take some silk handkerchiefs to meet him, and when you come.. Read More

　　A married couple named Huang had three daughters, and they all reached marriageable age in an instant. Due to strict family education, all three daughters were still virgins. The surnamed Huang and his wife found the son-in-law of Chenglong Kuai for their three daughters. They saw that the day when the worship hall entered the cave was about to come, and they could not help worrying. When the wedding was.. Read More

　　The manager of a company is very enthusiastic and responsible for his work. He hasn’t even taken a vacation for several years. After the chairman heard about the incident, he called him and said, “I know that you are enthusiastic about work and haven’t even taken a vacation. For this reason, the company feels very sorry about it, so please take a vacation anyway and go out to relax, how?.. Read More