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Following Mr. Shang’s writing about flat head and leggings, Mr. Shang found that there are always some weird physical requirements that quietly affect us.

For example, who had been torn by grandparents before they were young? It is said that the ears can be enlarged, and those with big ears will be blessed when they grow up, but in fact, the size of the ears is not transferred by external force at all, and the small ones will still be small.

Under the influence of the older generation’s aesthetics, people with small ears always admire those with big ears–Look, ta’s ears look like elves, they look so cute.

At the same time when the earphones and masks cannot be worn, I secretly complain about my parents: Why am I not with big ears?

1. I want to have big ears

Yang Mengen once complained about the absurd experience of losing love because of his little ears in “Talk Show Season 3”. The reason for the future father-in-law to prevent his daughter from staying with Yang Mengen is: “My daughter and you There is no blessing to be together because you don’t have earlobes.”