This article is from WeChat official account:Jumping Sea Courtyard (ID: meerjump) , author: Admin Office dragons, the original title: “I went unannounced visits to secretly test a graduate student, to see in the end what kind of secret? “, the title picture comes from: Visual China
My roommate, may be breaking up with her boyfriend.
Although this has been a common occurrence for me for many years in co-leasing, I am still used to learning something from her.
For example, this time the fuse was that her senior boyfriend was afraid of facing his career life, and planned to take a postgraduate exam to increase his military value and then re-employ the sea with confidence.
“Secretly take a postgraduate exam, as long as two, only two.”
In this world, it is the postgraduate advertisement of Moments that knows you need to take a postgraduate exam more accurately than you. Good guy, I firmly believe that her little boyfriend has also seen ads like this.
In my eyes, the love of Zhiming and Chunjiao is not something I want to study and observe. My greater interest lies in secretly taking a postgraduate entrance examination.
Steal, as a verb, has the meaning of “to take out, squeeze time, and act to hide from others”. As an adverb, it also has the meaning of “secretly and unexpectedly”.
I admit that I have also been heartbroken. I have an increase in kidney hormones for anything with the taboo word “Secretly”. They are no different from the Japanese drama “Secretly Love You” that I watched in my youth, The “Science Book That the Teacher Secretly Reads” that made me shine, and Takeshi Kaneshiro sang “Let me secretly get drunk, secretly foul, and cry.”
In short, I love to take a screenshot every time it appears and keep it for myselfThere is a back road (refers to taking the postgraduate self-improvement test when you don’t jump into the sea).
After all, in these copywritings, I feel that it’s easy to get ashore for postgraduate entrance examinations. It seems that there is a shortcut. Once I was secretly admitted to a graduate student, this advertisement was secretly detained in the comment area. A “happy”.
A long time ago, I had a cousin studying communication who planned to take the postgraduate entrance examination. After preparing for four subjects, the national line was 355 points. So in these occasional postgraduate entrance examination advertisements, there are two information points that I notice and remember:
(Yes) Only two exams, 165 points can be passed
This message is like a discount on a sky-high price for me.
So, secretly taking a postgraduate entrance examination, what kind of secretive method is it, I plan to make an unannounced visit.
Previous situation summary: The school office has not taken the postgraduate entrance examination. After watching countless videos of the basic knowledge of the postgraduate entrance examination based on Mr. Zhang Xuefeng, did she dare to compete with the “secretly postgraduate entrance examination committee”. If there is an error, please forgive me and point it out sternly.
The 25-year-old incumbent and Teacher Li’s mid-door confrontation
First of all, the office of the hospital randomly poked in a link to “learn more” and filled in relevant information-undergraduate, working, and based in Guangzhou.
The header of some Mini Program pages
Double watermark afterimage? ? ?
After filling in the basic information, a dialogue with the counselor will pop up, and the other person will still ask for the information I have filled in [current education-occupational status-city].
After the conversation, you need to leave your mobile phone number or WeChat account. After that, a related teacher will add me to WeChat. Please pass in time, but the tone of the whole process makes me feel that the robot is serving:
22222
“Ms. Huang” at the other end of the entrance said something similar
After the first meeting, I was waiting for relevant teachers to add me on WeChat. During this free period, there will be some irrelevant information pushes. Scanning the code will send me an additional 9000 sets of PPT templates and 560 English e-books, as well as the following, just I sent Tsai Kangyong’s “The Way of Speaking”.
Unswervingly, push irrelevant advertisements until the dead:
“By introducing Jack Ma’s performance in all aspects of thinking, mentality, principles, vision, circles, speaking, doing things, wealth, management, entrepreneurship, etc., for young people, this is a book to awaken dreams and strive for better A quality reader for life.”
This is what Douban wrote.
It turned out to be really a book
One hour passed and no one answered, two hours passed, no one knew.
My car for the postgraduate entrance examination entered the left-turn waiting area, and the green light was not lit up for a long time. Is it because I am not sincere enough? It’s me urgentHaven’t the thoughts of postgraduate entrance been perceived yet?
Mr. Li, your gray profile picture won’t jump anymore, even if it’s a simple greeting.
Mr. Lin, who secretly works in a postgraduate entrance examination institution, is also secretly taking a postgraduate entrance examination
The next day, I still didn’t receive the call notification and WeChat new friend’s message reminder, so I set sail again, searched for the APP of a certain postgraduate entrance examination institution secretly, and found its official account by accidentally hitting it.
Although secretly taking the postgraduate entrance examination is secretly, but the tuition fee is also prohibitive, the heartbeat was stolen a few beats, so driven by the extremely low cost of unannounced visits, the hospital found a shocking price——
[1 yuan to take you to graduate school]
The format is similar to the introduction of literacy for Xiaobai who is interested in taking part-time postgraduates, and spend a huge sum of money to experience three classes.
Finally, a person named Teacher Lin added me, and I was asked to fill in the questionnaire again, and this time it was a little more detailed than the previous one, with 16 questions, including but not limited to:
Of course, you must fill in all
At the same time, the dialog between us frequently appeared:
! The teacher explained: “It’s the exam season now, and the teacher adds more students, so this risk warning appears.”
I asked Teacher Lin why you use the word “secretly” in your advertising copy. He said:
Internal volume warfare
Earlier, the office of the hospital had seen some netizens say that they had been fooled in this institution, and they were unattended after applying for classes and paying for them. I told the teacher about this concern, and the teacher started to give me screenshots to prove his “Authenticity”.
Just show me the toilet time
I said that I’m not doubting whether you are the employee here. I’m just worried that the whole organization will be irresponsible after paying the money. The teacher started to crackle and send me a lot of videos about TV commercials and some members of the public. No.’s brand endorsement, and it’s normal to say that big companies have bad reviews.
I think a product is good or not, I think I can make breakthroughs based on whether my employees are using this small direction( Although the specimen is only an example), I later asked him whether he was also secretly taking the postgraduate entrance examination?
The teacher replied that he was studying at his own institution and sent me the timetable.
The word “confidential” is worth thinking about
After the greeting, Mr. Lin pulled me into a live learning group with 190 people. In this one-element group, the first literacy class meeting will begin soon.
In addition to posting a lot of course previews, the group leader teacher: What major are you most suitable for? How do I get a double certificate when I work? What colleges are there in your area?
And what is this doing? Can I still draw a lottery and get points rewards? ? ?
“Points earning rules: daily participation in morning reading +5 points, participation in live broadcast courses on time each time +10 points, listening to live broadcast courses on-site randomly selected a meter physical gift, cumulative points, full attendance and customs clearance awards!”
The prizes of the point shopping mall include but are not limited to:
Learning——None——End——Boundary——
After a night of squatting, the live teacher gave a PPT speech on some basic information, including the entire postgraduate entrance examination process timetable, application conditions, how to choose a school scientifically, how to base 985, 211, and re-examination interviews.