There are countless miserly ghosts in the world, and miserable stories are even more varied. Let us take a look at the miserable state that those miserly ghosts have achieved! “Your eyes are good, why do you want to learn Braille?” Lao Zhu replied: “I want to save some electricity when reading at night.”
Complaint
Tom complained to his neighbor: “There are such miserly ghosts in the world, all hammers I’m reluctant to lend it to others, so I’m afraid it’s broken! I can’t help it. I have to use my own hammer!”
Husband and wife fighting
A husband and wife don’t have good feelings and often quarrel. One night, they quarreled again, the more noisy and the more fierce, and finally the fight broke out. At this time, her husband suggested: “In order to avoid tearing the clothes, let’s strip off and go out to fight.”
Buy cooked beef
Zhang San is a famous miser in town. One day, relatives came to his house as a guest, and there happened to be a cooked beef outside. Relatives said to Zhang San: “Buy me a pound of beef to eat.” Zhang San was not easy to shirk, so he had to go out and buy beef.
After a while, I heard the bargaining voice from outside: “Does three yuan and one catty work?” “No!” “Five yuan and one catty work?” “No!” “Seven yuan and one catty is all right?” “No, no, not a hundred yuan!”
Zhang San came back and said to his relatives: “Somehow, he just refused to sell me.” The relatives had to admit that they were out of luck.
In the evening, his wife reprimanded Zhang San: “Are you stupid? Three yuan per pound is not enough, but seven yuan?” Zhang San said: “Where? I am using bricks to exchange beef with him!”
Mrs. Passed away
James woke up in the morning and found that his wife had passed away. He was pale and scared. He ran downstairs in shorts and shouted: “Alian! Alian!” Alian was a maid, preparing breakfast in the kitchen. Hearing the master’s call, he asked quickly, “Sir, what is it? “Ah?” James replied: “Breakfast one egg for breakfast today!”
Cure for treating diseases
Da Qiao is rich, but very stingy. One day he was seriously ill and the doctor prescribed medicine to use ginseng. He said, “Forget it, I can’t afford ginseng.” The doctor changed his mouth and said, “That’s OK with Shu Di.” He still shook his head: “Shu Di is also expensive, let me die.” The doctor couldn’t help it, so he spoke casually Say: “There is another recipe. Mixing a little bit of brown sugar with dry shit can also cure your disease.” Da Qiao jumped up: “It’s okay to just use shit, don’t put sugar?”
Touching the meat to wash hands
There is a village where the people are very stingy. One day, the peddler came to this village to sell meat and yelled that noon was bought. At this time, a woman washing clothes by the river ran over to see the meat and touched it for a long time with her hand, saying, “Your meat is not good, don’t!” Turn around and leave. Back home, the woman quickly reached into the bucket and washed.
After a while, the husband went home to eat and felt that the food was much better than before, so he asked what happened. The women talked about what happened today. The husband shook his hand and beat his wifePalm: “I can’t live a life! Why don’t you put your hands in the water tank and wash it? Then we can eat more days!” the woman cried.
At this time, all the neighbors came to persuade. The woman was very wronged and told about today’s affairs. An elder listened and sighed: “You are too stingy? If you wash in the well, don’t everyone eat meat?”