In elementary school, the teacher asked the classmates to watch the three episodes of the juvenile TV series at home at night and write about the after-effect. Xiao Ming did not watch the TV series. The next day, he wrote a two-character composition: “Blackout!” The teacher met and said that he lied and there was no possibility of blackout. He asked him to write another article after watching the second episode at night. Xiao Ming still didn’t read it, and wrote a five-character composition: “The TV is broken.”
Language class, the teacher called a sleepy classmate to answer the question, and the classmate couldn’t tell anything… The teacher said : “Will you? Will not squeak!” The classmate: “Squeak.”
A primary school student confessed to the teacher who had long been in love with him. The teacher said this was wrong, but he did not listen. Finally, the teacher couldn’t stand it and said: I don’t want children. The pupil said: I will be careful! “.
Xiaoming is famous in school and can’t write essays, and the teacher told him to write 400-word essays every time. Once the teacher read his composition and almost vomited blood.
The composition is written like this :
Today I am going to play with my friends, so happy, so happy, so happy, so happy, so happy, so happy, so happy, so happy, so happy, so happy, so happy, so happy, so happy So happy, so happy, so happy, so happy, so happy, so happy, so happy, so happy
so happy, so happy, so happy, so happy, so happy. The teacher added another sentence in the back : It’s still four words short. Xiaoming added another sentence at the back: I’m so happy.
Later, the teacher scolded Xiaoming for a meal, and then Xiaoming became smart. It’s just that 400 words can be avoided this time. The composition is It was written like this:
The day before yesterday my mother took me to play with me in a good mood. Yesterday my mother took me to play with a good mood. Today I remember that my mother took me to play with me in a good mood.
The text is sent back, Ah After seeing it, I said, “Why am I going to be hit with a big fork? It’s not fair! It’s all ages, the ancients can write time like arrows, why can’t I write time like shells?”
Teacher : “How do you feel about Li Bai’s two poems “Moonlight in bed, frost on the ground”?
Student: “Li Bai must be myopic.
Xiaoming: “It’s good to be a teacher.” ”
Teacher: “Where is it good?”
Xiaoming: “You don’t need to spend money to read comics or play video games, as long as you confiscate the students!”
Title—“Thirty years later, I “
A girl in the class Xiaomei wrote: “The weather is good today. I took my child to play in Daan Forest Park. We drove the Rolls Roy which my husband bought me with He just bought the big diamond ring for me, and there was a gold chain on his neck that was sent to me last month. I walked my lovely children in the park, people everywhere envied the eyes. Suddenly, there was a smelly, muddy, and homeless old lady on the road, I took a closer look~~~Oh my God! She turned out to be a Chinese teacher in the fifth grade of my elementary school! “
In the geography class, Xiaoming thought a little bit wrong. The teacher asked him: “Where is the first tributary of the Yangtze River-Hanshui originated?Here?”
Xiao Ming was sweating anxiously on his head, which made him flash aura, and he replied: “Sweat originates on the head. “
On the playground, professors of politics, philosophy and linguistics surrounded a flagpole. The professor of mathematics came over and asked, “What are the gentlemen busy with?” “We need the height of this flagpole, and we are discussing how to get it.” Said the professor of political science. “Look at me!” “The professor of mathematics said, bending down to hug the flagpole and pulling it out. After pulling out the flagpole, he lay down on the ground and took out the tape measure to measure it.” Just after five meters, he put the flagpole back in place and walked. Alright. “This man! The professor of linguistics looked at his back and said contemptuously, “What we want is height, but he gives us length and adds chaos!” “
The teacher reprimanded the student in the class and said, “The blackboard is so dirty, the rag is dry, on the globe…” Said he wiped it with his hand, “It’s all gray.”
“Oh, teacher,” said Du Shengsheng, “the place you wiped happens to be the Sahara Desert. “
In middle school, in the Chinese class, the teacher asked a classmate to explain what it means to be a “first fledgling.” That classmate belongs to the junior class, scratching his head for a long time, and finally asked the teacher in a low voice: “Is it just from the toilet?” What does it mean?”
The male teacher said angrily to the girl who was sleeping in class: I was tired on the top, you were motionless below! It would be fine if you didn’t cooperate, even if there was no reaction, if you don’t have a stomach in the future Don’t blame the teacher for anything!……………… The whole class fainted!
Taking the physics class, the teacher was sick, the principal asked the teacher of the other class to take the place. The students were naturally in a mess, the teacher threatened to lure After a class, we still disagreed. When the class was about to end, the teacher said softly: “If you talk again, you will not hear the bell!” The classroom is silent.