Kindergarten No. 1
Question 1: If there is no water in the sea one day, what will the fish do?
Children: Fish go to the creek. (Think about it, continue) Oh, no, what about the whale? It’s too big to get in. (Really considerate)
Children B: Change Shiba. (Fish vomit blood…)
Question 2: Where did the milk come from?
Children: There are a few mouths under the cow’s belly, and they come out from there. (Are you really sure that it is the mouth?)
Continue to ask: How did the coconut milk come from?
Children B: Coconut milk is goat milk. (It’s too far, brother)
Continue to ask: What is goat milk?
Children B: Goat’s milk is yogurt, we don’t drink it at home, we order bright milk. (It’s a terrible logic)
Question 3: Why is the child’s face used?
Children: For mother.
Following question: Do you want to give it to my father?
Children: Kiss my father.
Continue to ask: So who is your face for kissing?
Children: For mother. (Father burst into tears)
Child B: The sticker head. (Is your face a bulletin board?)
Question 4: Why did the child come out of his mother’s belly, not his father’s?
Children: Girls come out of their mother’s belly, boys come out of their father’s belly. (It’s true that I can be fooled)
Little boy B: Because boys are cute! (Little girls call together: boys are not cute!)
Question 5: What’s the use of children’s hair?
Little girl: Used to comb hair.
Ask the little boy B: Then you can’t put your hair in a braid, what’s the use?
Child B: Used to shave the barber shop. (Precious dedication)
Kindergarten 2
Question 1: Why do people only have two legs?
Children: Because we are not animals. (Duck is four legs?)
Child B: People can’t grow four legs. (This is God’s arrangement, the biggest)
Children: (laughing himself) It is about to fight with four legs.
Question: But the dog runs fast on four legs?
Children: (Dazed)… (All children shouted: I run faster than dogs!)
Question 2: How can I let the fat man lose weight immediately?
Children: Eat weight loss cookies. (Not too clever)
Follow-up: How can I lose weight all at once after eating weight-loss cookies?
Children: Then do not eat weight loss cookies. (Are you kidding me?)
Question 3: How can I make thin people gain weight immediately?
Children: Drink milk. (Milk is not pig feed)
Child B: Eat very muchYou can be a public security officer if you eat more. (Public security officers are fat?) Question 4: Why do balloons fly into the sky?
Children: Because it is angry. (Can you call a balloon if you are angry?)
Follow up: Then why can’t some balloons fly to the sky?
Children: Because there is too little gas inside. (Really crap)
Kindergarten 3
Question 1: What animal has two feet, and when the sun father gets up in the morning, it will wake you up?
Children: chicken, rooster. (Another child cried: Father chicken)
Curiously asked: What is a father chicken?
Children: The hen is called the hen, and the rooster is called the father. (Suddenly realized…)
Child B: Mom.
Children: Sun. (Khan…Sun 8 is an animal)
Continue to ask: Does the sun have long legs?
Children: The sun has five feet. (Another child refuted: seven, rainbows are in seven colors)
Question 2: What is a tongue and mouth?
Children: Seven mouths, eight tongues, talking very chaotically. (It makes sense) and added: We are all talkative now. (There is still self-knowledge)
Child B: Many tongues come out. (It’s terrible…)
Question 3: How to distinguish between men and women?
Children: Look at the hair, the girl with long hair is a girl, the boy with short hair is a boy. (A short-haired girl next to her tears ran…)
Child B: Peeking at him (her) urinating, standing is a boy, squatting is a girl. (It’s lascivious at this age…)
Child: See what socks he (she) wears, the red ones are girls, and the blue ones are boys. (Good innocence…)
Child D: Look at it. (Good drift…)
Question 4: What happens if you throw a stone into the fish pond?
Children: Water turns into waves. (…)
Child B: The fish will float up. (The fisherman is very happy…)
Children: Five yuan fine. (Khan…)
Kindergarten No. 4