About divorce
Wife: If we divorce, the house belongs to me, and I have to take away my money.
Husband: What about my money?
Wife: Your money is my money, what money do you have!
Wife: Also, you have to give me 80% of your monthly income after divorce. Well, if you get married again, it will be 60% for me.
Husband: Wife, I will never divorce you!
About getting up
Husband: Get up, get up, don’t you want to get up early for a meeting today.
Wife: Don’t talk, I will sleep for a while.
Husband: Hurry up, or you should be late.
Wife: Don’t touch me! I want to sleep! !
Wife: Yeah! It should be late! What do you call me! ! !
About doing housework
Husband: Let’s divide the housework.
Wife: Okay. First of all, it’s hard for men to do dirty work, such as wiping the floor, brushing the toilet, wiping the table…
Husband: That’s right.
Wife: You are studying science and engineering, I am studying arts, you have to do things with electricity, like washing machines, refrigerators, rice cookers, electric irons…
Husband: This… OK!
Wife: male host outside, female host inside. You have to do the work of dealing with outsiders, buy food, pay utility bills, get newspaper milk…
Hub: OK, OK, what are you doing?
Wife: Don’t worry. The fumes in the kitchen are so big that they can ruin your skin. You can do the cooking.
Husband: Just tell me what you are doing.
Wife: I also have a lot to do. I can accompany you, supervise you, compliment you, comfort you…
About eating
Wife: In this case, I have eaten half of Mei, which is very delicious. Let me eat the rest.
Husband: I don’t like to eat Mei.
Wife: No, you love to eat! Do you despise what I have eaten!
Husband: This fish is very delicious, come.
Wife: Whoever ate your dirty chopsticks!
Husband: Then you eat half of it and I still eat it. I don’t dislike you, why do you dislike me?
Wife: That’s right. I despise you that I am cleaner than you. I’m cleaner than you. Why do you dislike me? !
About children
wife: Let’s have a baby.
Husband: OK.
Wife: Do you like our children?
Husband: I like it.
Wife: That won’t work! You have to like me alone!
Husband: Well, well, I like you alone.
Wife: Why don’t you like my child?
Husband: Let’s not have children anymore.
About drinking water
Wife: Husband, I want to drink water!
Husband: I’ll pour you down.
Husband: Hey, isn’t this glass right by your hand, didn’t you see it?
Wife: When I see it, I willI want you to pass it to me.
About leadership
Wife: I am not a leader outside, I have to be a leader at home. If you are a leader outside, you have to be led at home.
Husband: What if I can’t be a leader outside?
Wife: A man, who looks at people’s faces outside, and comes home to use his wife to play prestige, what a man!
About sleeping
Wife: Let’s cover that double quilt.
Husband: No! Then by the next morning, it will be all over you. I can’t cover anything. It’s better to cover your own, and feel at ease.
Wife: Well, you just cover it yourself, and it will still be wrapped up by me tomorrow morning!
About the center
Wife: I have always been the center in our house, and I can be the center in your house.
Husband: Then I have always been the center in our house.
Wife: But my center is more important than yours.
Husband: Why?
Wife: Because I am a lot of money, you are just a kid.
About calling
wife: Why don’t you call me? !
Husband: Hit a rake! Didn’t you say you called me today? As a result, I waited for a day, or I called you.
Wife: I said that, but I changed my mind again. Zhang Ailing said: Women have the privilege to change their minds.