Half a piece of soap
A Shanghai audience wrote that he wanted to call on the relevant department to award the title of a restaurant hygiene advanced unit. Indeed, there are really not many restaurants that can eat half a piece of soap in their dishes.
The generation gap is getting worse
A mother is very angry with her daughter: This is the modern young man! He made a boyfriend at the age of 16, but forgot his mother’s 32nd birthday.
Kiss Drama
As a host, I know a lot of friends in the performing arts circle. When I’m free, I also go to their filming scene to see. I often pay attention to the temporary actors on the set. Going to a studio not long ago, the director is talking to the extras: Will there be a kissing scene later, will you act? That extra actor is particularly happy: acting, acting. The director turned around: Fieldworker, bring the dog over!
Sky’s son-in-law
When we watched “The Romance of the Three Kingdoms” before, we saw Zhuge Liang fighting with others to discuss who is the Son of Heaven. Today we raise this question again: Who is Tian’s son? Who is Tian’s daughter? Who is Tian’s son-in-law? The answer below is this, Tian’s son calls me talent, because he is born talent. Tian’s daughter is called Li Zhi, because, as the saying goes, she is born with Li Zi. Offstage: What about your son-in-law that day? ) Xiao Cai, you should not speak indiscriminately when you speak. Heaven’s son-in-law, don’t you know? Jet Li, because his wife is Li Zhi.
Important Fu poems
To say the true scenery of Xiao Cai’s birthday, in addition to puppies, birthday gifts also received various greeting cards, small toys, small stationery, anyway, these are warm and small None of the gifts, precious gifts. No one is willing to spend money for Xiao Cai, failing for others. Fortunately, while eating, the fat editor-in-chief of Fu Shi poems comforted Xiao Cai’s injured young soul.
The full text of the poem is as follows:
The sea, you are all water;
A horse, you have four legs;
Love, mouth to mouth;
Little Tsai, you Mandarin is not as good as Liu Yiwei.
Photographing the landscape
Zhang Yimou and Andy Lau, two big names, felt sorry for each other. After shooting “Ambush in Ten Sides,” Lao Mouzi gave Liu Dehua a picture. After the photo, he wrote some praises of Andy Lau, and said See you in one. Liu Dehua also exchanged gifts, and also returned one, saying: It is my happiness to cooperate with you. But it is said that there is another sentence behind: give me some more drama next time, don’t shoot the scenery.
couple fight
I don’t know why, young people are particularly angry. That day, I saw a couple fighting on the street. The girl slapped her arm and slapped the boy. She didn’t save her face for the boy. It was too cruel. But even more ruthless was the boy, who even splashed the girl’s face and removed the girl’s makeup.
artificial beauty
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