Wu Xianren is a knowledgeable Chinese teacher at SW Middle School. He knows astronomy and geography. He has read classics both in ancient and modern times. The students all said that he had a lot of weird anecdotes and anecdotes in his mind. When Wu Xianren took a Chinese class, the language was humorous and interesting. In the class, the students smiled conscientiously from time to time and even laughed, but Wu Xianren couldn’t help himself.
Wu Xianren’s boss is not too small but he doesn’t fall in love. The young men and women of his age are married one after another and have children, which makes him eager to embrace his grandchildren. His parents asked Zhang San to introduce his girlfriend Amei to Wu Xianren. Wu Xianren said that he was too fat; Toli Si introduced his girlfriend A Fang to Wu Xianren and Wu Xianren said that he was too thin; , Wu Xianren said, that bitter gourd face did not like it…. In short, Wu Xianren’s parents entrusted many acquaintances to introduce him to a lot of girls. He didn’t mean that the girl was too fat or too thin, or that she bitter gourd face. It’s madness, not vulgarity or arrogance.
Wu Xianren’s biggest hobby is playing chess or Go. There are no rivals in the school who can compete with him. He feels that there is no stimulation, so he plays chess and Go by himself.
One day, Wu Xianren’s classmate A Biao who came to the countryside from the county education bureau to check on school work came to his room to play chess with him. A Biao is also a master of chess, so Wu Xian talents are willing to compete with him, otherwise Wu Xianren is unwilling to waste his chess skills.
Old classmates, old friends and old chess friends meet, and each other’s chess skills are similar, they forget to kill each other, completely immersed in the competition of chess. Unconsciously, it was time for lunch. Xiao Li, who lives next to Wu Xianren, watched the battle beside him and was deeply impressed by their superb chess skills. Wu Xianren said to Xiao Li: “Xiao Li, please help me cook a dish, and you have lunch here.” Speaking of Xiao Li, who was a student of Wu Xianren, he was assigned to this school just after graduating from university this year. .
In view of the embarrassment of the teacher-student friendship, Xiao Li went to help Wu Xianren cook. Xiao Li washed the dishes, brushed the pot, and started cooking. The cooking pot burned with a bang, and Xiao Li scooped a spoonful of snow-white cooked oil from the glass bottle next to the gas stove into the cooking pot with a spoon. Even though the fire at the bottom of the pot is so violent, the oil in the cooking pot will not melt, and it still emits a burnt smell. Xiao Li is puzzled. He had to add salt, pour the cut vegetables and stir fry.
When Xiao Li was cooking, the chess competition between Wu Xianren and A Biao was also over. Wu Xianren and Xiao Li started to eat lunch. During the meal, Xiao Li told Wu Xianren about the strange thing he encountered when the cooking oil did not melt.
Wu Xianren laughed and said, “Fool, that glass jar is filled with paste, where is the cooked oil!”
After listening to Wu Xianren’s explanation, Xiao Li’s stomach was uncomfortable. , He was eager to pour out everything he ate at noon. Wu Xianren, who was sitting on the side, couldn’t help but say, “It’s okay, eat some paste and dieUnderstand. “
In a composition lecture, Wu Xianren called up student Xiao Ming, and he smiled and said, “Xiao Ming, you have a good appetite!”
The second monk Xiaoming Zhang was puzzled, and he was surprised: “How can the teacher praise his appetite in class?” “
Wu Xianren slowly read Xiaoming’s composition: “This morning, on the way to school, I saw a pile of cow dung everywhere on the street, and I ate a pound. “Next, Wu Xianren grabbed the chalk and wrote “cow dung” and “eating a catty” on the blackboard with a beautiful line, and put an arrow between “cow manure” and “eating a catty”.< br>Looking at Wu Xianren’s “cow dung” and “eating a catty” written on the blackboard, everyone realized Wu Xianren’s humor, and all the classmates laughed. Xiao Ming flushed and embarrassed suddenly. The ground lowered his head.
Once again, Wu Xianren was talking about corruption in society with the students in the classroom. He found that some students looked at his lower body with strange eyes from time to time. He lowered At first glance, he came in a hurry in the morning, and the zipper on the front of his pants was not closed. Wu Xianren unhurriedly pulled the zipper up and said with a smile: “Look, this society is really corrupt and even pretentious. Wu’s door can’t be opened, open the small door! “The students laughed at him with humor.