Midnight, the last bus, passengers sparsely pulled. Among them, the passenger sitting at the door of the car is not a person.
This ghost is a writer. Due to the poor sales of the books he wrote in the underworld, he decided to change the course and write documentary articles on earth. He thought that the ghosts were far away underground, and they must be eager to know the news on the ground. Now, he came to experience life on earth.
As everyone knows, ghosts are invisible, but they don’t want to do that. If he wants to understand the truth of the world, he has to be truly in harmony with people.
The attitude of the conductor is not very good. She came over and said aloud: “Buy tickets!”
Ghost said: “I don’t need to buy them?”
Tickets said: “If you are a person, you have to buy tickets!”
Ghost said: “I am not a person
The conductor said: “You are not human? Well, even if you are not human, as long as you occupy a position, you have to buy a ticket!”
Ghost said: “I can not occupy the position.” Put a sticker on the carriage, like a picture on it.
The conductor was almost scared and fainted.
Ghost said to the shocked passengers like TV: “I am a ghost writer, recently prepared to write a book, sold in the underworld, but also want to sell part of the world, then I hope everyone will buy it enthusiastically. You can also participate in the lottery to buy the book. , The first prize is a one-day trip to the underworld!”
The ticket seller calmed down and shouted: “You can not buy a ticket, but you have to pay for advertising! The ads in the carriage are all charged!”
Ghost shrug He jumped down, stood in front of the conductor, and said angrily: “You are always money, annoying!” He pointed to a cigarette butt under his feet and asked: “Does it buy tickets?”
The conductor said : “Nonsense, what ticket does it buy!”
Ghost shrank and turned into a cigarette butt.
The ticket seller was stunned, and suddenly said: “Throw cigarette butts everywhere, fine 50 yuan!” Right.”