This article is from WeChat official account:jumping sea compound (ID: meerjump), author: Yuanban tiger, from FIG title: description
The most attractive product of IKEA is nothing more than 2 yuan ice cream. Although most humans go to IKEA to go home empty-handed, they will still spend a huge sum of money to support the ice cream, otherwise there will be no entertainment venues if it goes bankrupt.
Besides, it belongs to this big shark.
The file name on the official website is BLÅHAJ in Danish, which means blue shark in Chinese. The articles are collectively referred to as “IKEA Shark” for grounding.
Although the price is very different from the 2 yuan ice cream, it is psychologically the same. They are all IKEA star products and I want to have them.
How to describe the allure of the IKEA Shark?
It is guilty.
Picture Source IG@sharkattackwww
When I first saw it, I thought it was very expensive and I didn’t buy it. It turned into a cinnabar mole in my heart and missed it some night.
When I go shopping again, I will involuntarily walk towards the deep sea area of the shark, stop and touch my big breasts for ten minutes, and meditate in my heart——
“Wait for the next discount and then buy it later”
Picture Source IG@sharkattackwww
But IKEA’s promotional activities are not as frequent as Uniqlo. You can wait until the day when the renal hormones surge from 199 yuan to 39 yuan during your lifetime.
The IKEA Shark is always the proud 129 yuan.
I’m waiting for the fish, how far in the future is it? Source IG@blahajness
However, many people have broken the law of “passing IKEA three times and not buying Shark”.
“It is known that the big shark is 100cm in length and the price is 129 yuan. You can get 1 cm = 1.29 yuan. You can earn it if you buy it.
When I thought about this high number in my heart, I immediately picked up the big shark and walked to the cashier with satisfaction. This was a joy like mentioning Porsche.
Note: It is held by human hands and will never be put in a dirty hand-drawn plastic basket. Figure source station B@方之团子w BV1e4411Q7EU
Some humans don’t even plan to take public transportation, and walk 3 kilometers home manually, in order to let passers-by know that you finally have a shark and become a winner in life, and from this moment on, only death can make you and the big shark separate.
Picture source IG@ikeas.com.ua
Picture source IG@smarthomeikea
As we all know, naming a pet is equivalent to completing a bond. As an inanimate body filled with 100% polyester fiber, it is tamed the moment the purchase is completed, and humans begin to move to the next stage—— Name your shark cub.
Tuyuan Weibo@·婷仔 is a little cute·
shark naming method
According to unreliable statistics, 2 out of every five great sharks carry good wishes or personal traces:
↑This article is called 呱呱↑ Picture source Weibo @阿鬼的蛋蛋 can install mountains, rivers and seas
A small number of shark humans can wash by hand, like bathing their pets, prepare a large bathtub for their big sharks, add some plastic bath toys, and give a mental treatment:
Picture Source IG@ep.fabienne6666
In fact, more humans follow the three major steps of “putting the elephant in the refrigerator”, turn on the washing machine → throw the big shark in → start washing:
Misplaced, it should be the following picture:
Picture Source Station B@ Sexy Airplane BV1ox411f7NX
As a foldable strip up to 100 cm long07905.jpg?imageView2/2/w/1000/format/jpg/interlace/1/q/85″ data-w=”1080″ data-h=”1080″>
Picture source IG@blahajness
The picture shows Edward Hope’s “Nighthawks” (1942)
Picture source IG@blahajness
The picture shows Edward Hope’s Office in a Small Cit