7 short Halloween hilarious ghost stories, let’s take a look.
1. “Please let me go, I’m a lot of age, the meat is sour, it’s not tasty” Old man Zhang leaned against the corner, there was no way to go or retreat, two ghosts forced to come step by step .
“The meat is sour?” The male ghost grabbed Old Man Zhang’s hand and bit off a piece of meat so badly. Old Man Zhang screamed.
That ghost chewed and chewed, and spit out Old Man Zhang’s meat “Damn, it’s so sour, so unpalatable, old man, fortune telling you,” Get out!”
The old man Zhang was pardoned and knocked dozens of bangs on the ground. It is better to lose a piece of meat than to lose his life. He is about to leave.
Another female ghost screamed “Stop!”
The male ghost is a bit weird. “Why keep this old thing? Meat is Sour, not tasty”.
The female ghost lay beside the male ghost and said: “I want to eat sour”.
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The male ghost is even more weird. “Why?”
The female ghost poked the male ghost’s head with her finger, Replied shyly:
“You villain, man, man, man is pregnant!”
2. The three ghosts are sitting under the tree and looking at the moon. They bet to see who has the strongest ability to scare people.
The first ghost floated away and came back soon. His head was squashed, one of his hands dropped, and the skin on his body was caught here and there.
“What’s the matter?”
The ghost cried and said, “I found a girl and made a face. She is like a lunatic He rushed over, closed his eyes, and tore, scratched and bitten at me, making me what I am now”
The second ghost set off, and came back in depression for a while. To be intact.
The other two ghosts asked: “Why, you didn’t scare people?”
The ghost shook his head, “Don’t mention it, I found a little Boy, after he knew I was a ghost, he was scared at first, but then he begged me, Brother Menggui, to help me steal a copy of tomorrow’s digital exam paper?”
Third The ghost jumped up, “I still don’t believe in this evil! Being a ghost can’t be a human being.”
The third ghost set off.
After a while, he came back with his head down and said, “How can a child be so courageous now! I have tried all my tricks, and the child smiles like that without blinking his eyes. Come!”