1. In the middle of the night, he drove and killed a person. Seeing no one was around, he drove away. Unexpectedly, not long afterwards, a figure suddenly lay on his front windshield and said to him: What are you running? Give me my life!
2. I was almost late for work, but my girlfriend was still putting on makeup, so I said angrily: Hey, it’s really troublesome for you to put on makeup. My girlfriend gave me a white look, then retorted angrily: Who told you to break the mirror, so that I have to take off my head every time.
3. When he woke up from the lunch break, he found that he seemed to have a stiff neck, so I heard him turning his head 720 degrees several times, and then stretched lazily. Waist, smiled and said to me, all right.
4, when his wife scolded him for no reason, he turned around and went into the kitchen to prove his innocence, took a fruit knife in front of her, Take out a thumping red heart, and tell her, look, my heart is clearly good!
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5. It is obvious that I went to the appointment alone, but my friends rushed to his side and praised in unison: Your girlfriend is really beautiful?
6. A person floated away from the scene of the car accident, and someone stopped him: Hi! One of your arms is still under the wheel! Don’t want it anymore?
7. One night, I drove a motorcycle to pick up my girlfriend from get off work. It was a bit cold at night. My girlfriend gently opened her arms around me, and suddenly she touched my face: Is it cold? Just thinking about the interface, I suddenly found that my girlfriend’s hand around the waist had not left. I: Ah!
8. Last night, when I was sleeping, I dreamed of my ex-girlfriend who was killed in a car accident: My dear, the clothes you gave me are too small and I hate them. Small, can’t you change to a better paper shop?
9. Last night, I was chatting on QQ at home. When I was talking nonsense, a friend suddenly knocked on the window of my house and asked me to go out with him! I was about to open the window and said it was too late to go, when I suddenly remembered that I lived on the 10th floor, ah! You, you, you, who are you?
10. At midnight, I woke up from a nightmare, saw my brother sitting by the bed, and asked me gently: What happened? I said: I dreamt of a group of ghosts holding their heads chasing me! Is it like this? With that said, my brother took off his head…
11. Before his death, as the bank president, he graciously agreed to an old ghost’s request at a banquet in the underworld Request for interest-free loans.
12. Every night before going to bed, she always brought a basin of hot water and put it in front of the bed, and said: Old man, come down to wash your feet. Then, turning his head to see his portrait, he said to himself: Alas! Used to…