There is a “hong” in the name of the lover, and the person is born tall and strong, with a simple and honest character, so his son jokingly calls his father “big fat Hong”.
Dentures
“Da Fat Hong” is over half a hundred years old. He has a denture with a hook in his mouth. He was on a business trip with his colleague Xiao Zhang. He called me in the morning and told me that he was thirsty and drank half a glass of water in the middle of the night. The water rushed into my belly. I was very anxious when I heard it. The hook was iron, and it was fine. So I urged him to go to the local hospital immediately. At first, he didn’t want to go to the hospital. Seeing that I was reluctant, I had no choice but to agree. . I estimated that the time was about the same. I called and learned that when I went to the hospital, I took a film. The film showed that the hook was indeed there. The doctor suggested to observe for one day and let him defecate naturally. If the hook can be discharged, the matter will be over. If it cannot be discharged, think of another way. I asked: “Can the hook stay in my belly?” My lover said, “That’s what the doctor said.” I heard Xiao Zhang say loudly from the side: “Sister-in-law, what the doctor said.” I suggest that he go home immediately. He said that he has discussed with Xiao Zhang and things are almost done. He can return first. If he buys a ticket, he will be home tomorrow. My heart is more or less broad.
At ten o’clock in the evening, I received a call from my lover who was driving home by train: “It’s okay, that denture Xiao Zhang was found in his quilt,” I wondered: “Why did your tooth run into Xiao Zhang’s quilt? Let’s talk about him. I didn’t find it early, I found it early, so I don’t have to go to the hospital? Don’t you see all the dentures in the film.” My lover was also surprised: “I and Xiao Zhang slept in the hotel room and didn’t move at all. Why did the tooth run? He was in the bed. Both of us can’t figure out what’s going on.” I was worried about making a mistake, and then asked, “Are the dentures in Xiao Zhang’s bed yours? Is it Xiao Zhang’s, I saw in the film What’s wrong with dentures.” My lover replied: “It should be mine. I didn’t look at it. Xiao Zhang doesn’t have dentures. I will let Xiao Zhang bring them back. I will know when the time comes.”
Xiao Zhang arrived home one day later than his lover, and the result was that the dentures Xiao Zhang brought back were really the lover’s, and it was a false alarm.
Later, the “Da Fat Hong” dentures ran into the bed of others and became the laughing stock of colleagues and friends.
萂宝 搂宝
My lover likes to drink a little wine and play some mahjong in his spare time. After drinking with a few old colleagues at a time, I opened the Great Wall. At first, he was unhappy, lost about 500 yuan, and started to sweat on his head. Later, I simply ignored the small “harmony”, because at this time, only the big “harmony” could move the capital or even win. The lover suffocated his energy. Every time he draws a card, he seems to exert all his energy, with the sound of “Hey, hey” in his mouth. Finally, he grabbed a hand of seven small pairs and hugged Dabao’s cards. After this “tie”, he would return all the money he lost. “Da Fat Hong” was so excited that he grabbed the big “Bao” with his right hand.He slapped the table hard, and said: “Look, what is this?” But because of his height and fatness, overjoy, and too much force, the table is in the “stand aside” style, so he moved the table All the mahjong tiles fell to the ground. The other three “houses” refused to pay the “harmony” on the grounds that they did not see his tiles clearly. Seeing that the theory was unclear, the lover got up and left. The remaining three “homes” looked at each other first, then burst into laughter.
Winning prizes
“Da Fat Hong” has a close comrade named Liu Wen. This person usually likes to buy lottery tickets. He won a lot of small prizes of five yuan and ten yuan. Once, he dreamed of six numbers at night, and used these six numbers the next day to buy lottery tickets. Once the lottery is drawn, you will win a prize of 10,000. There is only one number short of the 5 million prize. Liu Wen invited his comrades to drink and have a good time. My lover used to be dubious about winning the lottery. I have repeatedly advised him to quit smoking and buy lottery tickets with the money saved. If he wins himself, he does not benefit others. It is better than smoking to harm himself. But he always disagrees, he doesn’t believe that two yuan investment, there will be several million in return. Seeing that Liu Wen had won the prize, he believed it. Since then, he has also bought a few bets from time to time.