Last week, I participated in the class reunion. We have graduated from high school for thirty years, so some of them have become grandpas, and some have actually retired!
But everyone is in prime of life, in the most combative and competitive times. Therefore, there are more than a dozen successful classmates who have been talking there. I walked in and listened, only to realize that they were talking about the wealth they have now.
They all have money. Compared with them, I believe that even beggars are inferior.
I was about to leave, a classmate asked me, brother, do you have three million now?
I asked him, how about you? Over a million?
He said that last year it passed 5 million.
I smiled and asked another classmate, how many companies he has opened, and I said, brother, have you passed ten million?
He said that three years have passed.
I asked the recognized classmate who is the richest, and said, have you passed 100 million?
He said, “How dare you, together, it’s only over 50 million, and he can only say that he can barely afford a bite of rice.”
I said, oh, I am a little better than you, I am over 100 million.
The first person asked, are you over 100 million? Really? Bought the lottery ticket and won the jackpot?
I said that in our middle school for one hundred years, there was only a humorist like me. When I counted last year, there were over 200 million people in the world who had read my humorous novels.