Li Youcai is a very capable ghost. He doesn’t want to do dirty work. He doesn’t want to do good things. He sees other people have become rich one by one, but his family is still very poor.
His wife also scolded him at home that day: “You are a big man. You wander around all day long. The women of other families wear gold and silver. I’m fine. I have a meal with you and didn’t stop, so I almost drank northwest with you. The wind is blowing.”
“You girl has long hair and short knowledge. What are you anxious? The ancients said well, thirty years in Hedong, thirty years in Hexi, maybe I will get you a gold ingot back tomorrow. Compare with them, hum! Who is afraid of who!” Li Youcai said with a smile on his face.
“Don’t talk nonsense, this is the last time, you practice your tongue again, and be careful I sealed your stinky mouth with a seal.” The wife got angry and sent an ultimatum.
“You, but I just said, where are you willing?” Li Youcai didn’t believe it.
“You don’t believe it, do you? Then you wait.” The wife thought to herself, if you don’t give you a good look, you really don’t know that Lord Ma has three eyes. So she found a wet pain reliever ointment, took out the pen again, thought for a moment, then wrote three large characters on the plaster, came over and twisted Li Youcai’s ears, aimed at his mouth, and snapped. He put the plaster on it with one sound, then pressed the surroundings tightly, and then sat aside and watched him go.
Li Youcai saw that his wife was far away from him, and hurriedly rubbed the ear that had been dragged, and reached out to remove the plaster from his mouth.
“Dare you! Try to reveal it, when will you reveal it to me, when will I divorce you.” The wife shouted.
Divorce? This lady and I are really moving. He knows his wife’s bull temper. What she said, the nails were riveted or riveted, and you couldn’t pull them back even with ten cows, so he had to put his hands down, in his nostrils. With a rough breath, he stared at his wife blankly.
The two were looking at each other. Suddenly a man walked into the house. Li Youcai saw that he was Wang Chang in the village. He quickly turned around. He was afraid that Wang Chang would see his embarrassed image.
“Hey, talented brother, you are too uninteresting. When you see me come in, you don’t give me a hot smile, but give me a cold ass. When did I offend you?” Wang Chang asked in surprise.
“His Uncle Wang, it’s not like that. I just made a bet with Youcai and made a joke. Youcai, you turned around. What are you afraid of? Who wouldn’t make a joke?” My wife is really good, right away. He lied and rounded the scene.
Li Youcai then turned around, narrowed his eyes, and pretended to smile.
“Ah! It’s really interesting. Putting a plaster on his mouth, what’s a joke?” Wang Chang smiled and turned to his talented wife and asked.
Li Youcai’s wife turned her eyes, and immediately said: “Don’t look at the three big characters on the plaster, I’m going to try his IQ, so that he can only remove half of the plaster, and must keep three complete characters on the top. If he can do it, he will talk about it in the futureForget it, if it can’t be done, I’m sorry, he must listen to me. “
“Ah! So that’s the case, I’ll take a look first.” Wang Chang said and looked at the plaster: “Zhang Renfeng, Zhang Renfeng… Hey, aren’t these two words your name? You said you are too. It’s not good to have a woman’s name, such as Mei, Lan, and so on. Why is it called Zhang Ren? It’s like a man’s name.” Wang Chang asked, muttered and said. Circled on the ground, thinking hard, he wanted to test his IQ.
“The name was given by my parents, what can I do?” Li Youcai’s wife explained.
“That’s right.” Wang Chang was still in circles. He thought for a long time: “It’s difficult, it’s really difficult! Talented family, you can tell me how to fix it?” Wang Chang asked helplessly.
I saw the talented wife holding a pair of scissors in her hand: “Ah! You don’t say anything, then I will do it. These three words are written vertically in a row and pasted horizontally, like this—” While talking, cut it in half with scissors from the middle of the plaster, so there was half of the plaster left on Li Youcai’s upper lip, and three words were left on it: “His uncle Wang, come and see.”
Wang Chang leaned closer, but he didn’t, so he read it out loud: “Two inches long, haha, you really are there.”
Li Youcai felt happy when he heard that he seemed to be liberated soon.
“How is it? Talented, do you still play this bet?” Wang Chang asked with a smile.