Every time I suffer a loss at work or with friends, I go back and tell my wife that while watching her TV, my wife tells me that you are a pig.
She said that I was a pig many times, and I was not convinced. Seriously, because when it comes to pigs, it reminds people of the deep grooves and wrinkles in their heads, the appearance of a big belly. I don’t like the look of pigs very much, because pigs are so unsightly.
I said that an outstanding civil servant like me publishes papers in provinces and cities every year and wins first and second prizes for his work. Are they also pigs?
She said, you are a pig.
I said, I play chess so well, and I will win each other with this chess king with a population of 5 million. I am so wise, do you dare to call me a pig?
She said, you are a pig.
I think I have to come up with my own assassin. I said, you man, I have published more than one million characters of humorous works at home and abroad. Soon there will be a 300,000-character chess novel to be published in Beijing. This fills the gap of China’s 2,000-year-old chess novel. How dare you say that I am a pig?
I am very angry when I say this, I really want to beat her.
She said, you are still a pig.
The tone and expression she said didn’t seem like praise at all, but real irony. How could this ignorant little woman dare to insult this handsome guy? Is it just because you are my wife? And I finally didn’t dare to beat her and scold her, because I knew it was me who suffered in the end.
So I have to say, so you can’t be a fairy.
She said, why can’t I be a fairy? I am a fairy!
I said, if you are a fairy, the man in your eyes should be a golden dragon.
She said, you are a pig.
I said, since I am always a pig in your eyes, then I don’t blame you, you are equivalent to a stewardess woman in the countryside.