Drinking with a few friends, I don’t want my friends to call four beautiful women. In order to make beautiful women look upon me, my friends told them that my friend is a writer.
I corrected that I was a poet first.
Xiao Lian said, since you are a poet, can you recite one of your proud poems for us?
I took a sip of wine and said, yes. I have a very proud poem recently, do you want to hear it?
Xiaolian clapped her hands and said, if you want to hear, please read it to us quickly. What is the name of the poem?
I said that the name of the poem is “Kung Fu in Bed”.
The air in the entire room froze.
Because my friend is a gold-collar worker and has a good reputation, my friend thought I was drunk and shouted at me and looked at me.
I nodded to him and said, yes, I am not drunk, and the name of my poem is really called “Kung Fu in Bed”.
My friend said, then I won’t recite it.
Xiaolian and the four beauties are all white-collar workers, especially Xiaolian is a vice president of a group. I looked at her a little far away from me, and I definitely despised me in my heart.
I said to Xiaolian, would you please allow me to recite?
Xiaolian said, you are drunk, forget it.
I insisted on telling everyone that I have to recite this poem. I hope my friends can appreciate the real avant-garde poems and fully enjoy the wonderful art of poetry, okay? And it’s very short, less than ten sentences.
My friends looked at me so persistent, knowing that I will not make a fool of myself today. So I said, well, you recite. What poetry? What “Kung Fu in Bed”? It’s just playing the piano.
I cleared my throat and recited my poem “Kung Fu in Bed” aloud to them——
Kung fu in bed
Handsome Elephant
My bed skills are not great at all
The wife said, because of my incompetence
She wants to spend money, and she is looking for someone else
I am indeed incompetent, so I agree
I said if you want to spend money to find someone, you should spend a lot of money
Find a first-class technology that makes you very comfortable
My kung fu is indeed not good, absolutely not
Massage your damn lumbar disc herniation well
The ladies listened and took a breath. The friend listened and wiped a large bowl of cold sweat from his forehead.