Xiao Li gave Xiao Zhang a crossword puzzle in the humorous story contest. Xiao Li took the notebook and asked Xiao Zhang: “Do you like spring?”
Xiao Zhang replied: “I like it very much!”
Xiao Li asked again: “Compared with summer, is there more pests in spring or summer?”
Xiao Zhang replied confidently: “Of course it is summer, this is common sense.”
Xiao Li asked: “Then do you like spring or summer?”
Xiao Zhang replied: “Of course it is spring!”
Xiao Li asked again: “Then do you think there are pests in spring?”
Xiao Zhang replied: “Of course there are, but not many.”
Xiao Li asked: “What do you think is the reproduction of pests?”
Xiao Zhang replied: “Male and female breed!”
Xiao Li smiled and asked: “Do you agree with monogamy?”
Xiao Zhang nodded: “Yes.”
Xiao Li continued to ask: “Do you like’make up’?”
Xiao Zhang nodded and said: “Girl’s house, of course I like it.”
Xiao Li asked: “Does your boyfriend like to call you “baby” or “beibei” when he is in love?”
Xiao Zhang said shyly: “Of course!”
Xiao Li said: “Then you can guess what the two words I asked you just now are.”
Xiao Zhang asked with a puzzled face: Did you ask me what words were just now?
Xiao Li felt embarrassed and handed the two words written in the notebook to Xiao Zhang.
Xiao Zhang took a look at the book, and he was immediately dumbfounded. The word “idiot” was written in the book!