Xiao Wang in the office is about to get married, so he bought milk tea for everyone to drink.
“Brother Hu, what do you think this girl in love looks like.” Xiao Wang smiled and asked Brother Hu, who had been married for two years.
“I look like this milk tea, I always want to hold the other person in my hand when I am passionate about it.” Brother Hu took a sip of the milk tea and said slowly.
“What about the married woman, what do you say?” Xiao Wang asked.
“It’s like this milk tea, but half of it is drunk. Although it is not very tasty, it can still be drunk.”
“Let’s talk about what a woman who has a child looks like.”
“It’s still milk tea, but pearl milk tea. Women have more spots on their faces after giving birth.”
“Sister Li, what do you say about the man in love?” Xiao Wang turned around and asked about Sister Li who had been married for ten years.
“I look like milk tea, like a cup of milk tea that is just right in your mouth when it is cold in winter.” Sister Li said with a happy face.
“What do you think of the man after marriage?” Xiao Wang asked again.
“It’s still milk tea, although it tastes still, it’s already cold.”
“Then what do you think a man looks like if you get divorced?” Xiao Wang asked while drinking milk tea.
“I don’t know what a divorced man looks like, but I know what a divorced woman looks like.” Xiao Wu, who had just been divorced for two months, said.
“Oh, what is it like?” Xiao Wang asked after taking a sip of milk tea.
“Sizzling hot milk tea.” Xiao Wu said angrily.
“Why?” Brother Hu asked puzzledly.
“Blind dates are divorced men. I really want to scald one of them to death when I see such a bad guy.”