After entering the company’s sales department, Ah P has become one of the company’s sales backbones in less than a year, thanks to the enthusiasm and tongue of chasing Xiaolan. This year, the company’s performance has been soaring, and the general manager was pleased that he generously gave the backbone of the sales department through the Internet as a reward.
After having access to the Internet, Ah P gradually became fascinated by it, and he particularly liked to browse novel websites, and had a special interest in fantasy novels. Whenever I see the protagonist in the book being majestic and majestic in history, killing all quarters, eating fragrant and spicy food, Ah P will inevitably sigh: It is a pity that Ah P was born in a peaceful age. If I also travel to history, hum, Being an emperor is a piece of cake.
As a result, Ah P’s sales motivation began to slowly decline, and he slowly made the demonstration of the possibility of traversing history as the goal of his struggle. For this reason, he established a traversal research network club on the Internet and became his own director.
The general manager knew about this, and he happily blocked Ah P’s network. Ah P smiled, what’s the problem? I immediately bought a computer and installed a network cable at home, and happily connected to the Internet, and did not sleep until midnight without playing.
Gradually, Ah P’s performance is getting worse and worse, and the salary given to Xiaolan this day is 10% less than last month. Xiao Lan couldn’t bear it. As soon as the money got the money, he scolded Ah P. Ah P got used to the storm and thought about it. Then he said to the angrily Xiao Lan: “My wife, don’t be angry, I just don’t want to go online. “Seeing Xiaolan’s unbelief, Ah P hurriedly took out a public relations trick: “I, Ah P swears, if you are addicted to the Internet, you will be struck by thunder!” Xiao Lan snorted: “What is addiction?” It seems that the wife does not. So foolish! Ah P secretly smiled and said, “I swear that if I go online again this month, I will still get thundered…” Before Ah P finished speaking, Xiao Lan covered his mouth and said, “No. Say bad things.” Ah P looked at the meek Xiaolan, with joy in his heart.
In the afternoon of the next day, Ah P happily walked out of the Internet cafe door to the neighborhood not far away until dinner time. While walking, he thought proudly: It seems that Ah P is really a genius, no matter how big the problem is. Solve it, if I can’t access the Internet in the office, I can use it at home; Being struck by lightning only believes Xiaolan, a stupid girl, can I be so unlucky? Thinking of this, Ah P stared at God, but God didn’t respond. Ah P was happy again. Just about to walk a little faster, he heard an explosion in the sky. Before he understood what was going on, he felt a bright light in front of him, and then passed out. He vaguely heard from the community at the moment before he fell into a coma. The old guard yelled, come on, Ah P was struck by lightning!
The tingling pain on his body caused Ah P to wake up. He sat up in a daze and found that he was lying on the muddy field. Where is this? Why am I here? It took a while before Ah P remembered being struck by lightning. Could it be that it was crossing? Ah P stood up fiercely and looked around, seeing a majestic city beyond the distance! “Yeah! The dream has come true!My Ah P actually crossed! “Ah P jumped up and down excitedly like a madman.
According to the routine of crossing, the protagonist either descends into a rich family, or coincides with a war and discovers that he has magical powers. Ah P didn’t expect that it was his turn to descend into the wild. Without magic power, he even disappeared from the clothes on his body. Even if the clothes were gone, he didn’t even see the only valuable gold watch in his hand. After the excitement, Ah P became more frustrated as he thought about it. In the end, it was a passing old farmer who kindly gave him ragged clothes.
The old farmer’s ears were not working well. Ah P sighed and thanked him when he could not find out anything. Two days later, he walked into the majestic city, thinking about whether he could meet a noble person. There were a lot of nobles on the street, but before Ah P approached, he was driven away like a dog by the noble men, and he was so angry that Ah P screamed.
After walking for a long time, I was a little hungry. Ah P saw a restaurant not far away and walked over. Before entering the door, he was stopped by Xiao Er. Seeing that the shop’s second child wears better than his own, he can only squat down next to the gate with interest, not to mention the frustration in his heart. At this moment, a male voice sang from the restaurant: 　Zhizhang is like riding a boat, and his eyes fall into the bottom of the well to sleep. Zuoxiang spends a lot of money every day, drinking like a long whale and sucking hundreds of rivers. . . . . . “When Ah P heard it, isn’t this the song of the Eight Immortals we learned in middle school? At this time, the male voice shouted again: Before Su Jin Changzhai embroidered the Buddha, he often loves to escape meditation when he is drunk. Ah P is listening. There is a smell, but the man stopped singing. Ah P took it up and said loudly: “A P has a hundred poems about drinking wine, Chang’an City is on the restaurant. The emperor can’t get on the boat. He claims that the people are immortals in the wine . “