There are two brothers in the countryside in the northeast. The brother is named Gan Jie and the younger brother is Gan Jing. Both of them are prone to cleanliness. The two brothers believe in: I would rather eat clean and sloppy food than sloppy clean.
When the spring flowers bloomed, the aunt Mai Tai in the village asked their brothers to take down their kang and put them on again. It turns out that this northern soil kang had to be demolished every two or three years to remove the ashes. The two brothers knew that the aunt’s hands were not clean, so they said: “Work is fine, but we don’t eat!” The aunt is an enthusiastic person, and hurriedly said: “Work for the aunt, even a meal. If you don’t eat it, how can it be done? I won’t make anything else for you, just pancakes, cabbage noodle soup!”
While working, Gan Jing accidentally splashed a bit of mud on his brother’s body. Gan Jie used a brick trowel to pat his brother’s ass and said, “Look at a little bit, splashing mud all over me, panicked. What’s the rush?” Gan Jing said, “Just a puddle as big as a soy bean, you wouldn’t just use a brick knife to smash the mud of my pants!” The two brothers quarreled for a long time because of this trivial matter. In the end, they did their own things, and no one ignored them.
When I was eating, what was on the table was pancakes and fried cabbage, plus a pot of noodle soup. The strange thing is that the elder brother Gan Jie only drank the noodle soup without a mouthful of pancakes, while the younger brother Gan Jing only ate the pancakes and cabbage without a mouthful of the noodle soup.
After eating, on the way home, the younger brother Gan Jing couldn’t help asking his brother, “Don’t you like pancakes the most? Why are you not moving a bite today?” Gan Jie replied, “I urinated on the side. At that time, I was running into my aunt. She wiped her buttocks with her fingers after defecating. After returning, she made pancakes without washing her hands, so I didn’t eat the pancakes today!” After listening to her, my brother could not help but retaliate. Gan Jie replied: “You usually drink thinner, why didn’t you drink that soup today?” Gan Jing replied, “Auntie made the soup, and put the soup in the bowl, and That pot of soup was placed on the pot table of the cool stove pot in the outer yard. She went out to drink and came back, and saw her old hen standing on the pot table snaking the vegetable leaves in the soup pot, she took off a shoe. Throwing at the chicken, the chicken ran away, but her shoe fell in the soup pot!”
The two brothers listened to each other’s narration, paused for a while, and then vomited “Wow, wow”.