1. Prediction of leftover officials
This summer, I facilitated a big contract with a company in City A and got a big red envelope-a deposit with a lot of money Bank card. This red envelope is enough to cover my one-year salary.
After the feast was over that night, I wandered into the street and suddenly heard someone calling my name behind me: “Mingyuan, Zhong Mingyuan, is that you?”< br>
I looked back and saw that he was a handsome guy about my age, and he looked familiar.
This guy saw that I didn’t recognize who he was, and immediately sarcastically said, “Hey, Mingyuan, you are really rich, even the old classmates forgot, I It’s Regal.”
When he said this, I immediately felt a sense of relief in my head, and hurriedly greeted him, hugged his shoulders, and said excitedly: “It’s amazing , It really is you, Regal, how can I meet you again here?”
But at the moment we hugged each other, I suddenly felt a strange feeling: his The body turned out to be light and cold, as if what I was holding was not a physical person, but a cold current in the severe winter season, which made people stand up straight and get goose bumps all over for an instant.
But Regal’s enthusiasm quickly dispelled my doubts.
After a lot of emotion, Junwei waved his hand boldly and said: “Go, brother, we will be drunk tonight.” While we were excited about the trivial things of the past, Sit down in a secluded barbecue stall. In the blink of an eye, five or six empty bottles have been thrown under the table by us.
At this time, we both calmed down. Regal said: “Brother, now you should talk about how you have been mixed up all these years?”
< br/> So I was gloomy and uttered to him the bleak situation that I had been working hard in the past few years, but was always turning around as a small department manager. Then I asked him again: “How about you, how have you been in these years?”
Hearing my question, Regal sighed and said, “We are all the same and nothing Good luck, but after I have enough food and clothing, I can still have a little surplus. With a team of more than ten people, I am in charge of this street, so you can meet me here.”
“Responsible for this street?” His words made me feel a little unaware of the mist, so I asked him curiously, “But what is your specific job? Urban management, traffic police or patrolman?”
Seeing my wild guesses, Regal couldn’t help but smile, then shook his head and said: “You guessed everything wrong, I’m just responsible for the looting of the remaining officials on this street.”
“Snatching leftover officials?” His words made me even more confused.
“Yes, plunder the remaining officials.” After Junwei answered me again and again, seeing the confusion in my eyes, he proactively said, “Well, now I will give you a detailed introduction. Let’s take a look at all of my work.” Then, after he poured himself a glass of beer, he went on to say, “Brother, you know that there is a saying among the folks that “unjust wealth is not available” or “unworthy virtue must be Misfortune’, you might think that this is just a moral desire of people, but I tell you today, these are all true, and I do this; in my eyes, whether you are rich and handsome or rich and handsome , As long as you get ill-gotten wealth that is not commensurate with what you have given, then I have the ability to take away the money that you shouldn’t get and leave nothing left…”
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To tell the truth, when this old classmate of mine said this, the only feeling in my heart was that he was already drinking too much.
But apparently Regal immediately saw my suspicion. He stopped talking and asked me, “Brother, do you think I am fooling you? Okay. Then I am now Just prove it to you.” After saying this, he stood up, looked around us, his eyes fell on a young man not far away, who had just been eating and drinking at a barbecue stall. He was pulling out the car key from his body and walking towards a white modern car on the side of the road.
Then, he pointed to this person and said to me: “This guy is unjust. His boss has always trusted him, but today he got the money from his boss I swallowed 1,500 yuan…”
Before his words fell, the young man’s car had already ignited, and then suddenly accelerated. After more than ten meters, he slammed. I hit a telephone pole a few meters away from us, and the car went out. I saw this guy staggered out of the car, and said grinningly: “Damn, today is really evil, I feel dizzy with just a few bottles of beer!” When he was swearing, he had already walked to the front of the car. I yelled, “Oh my god, my car headlights are scrapped again…”
2. The magic lotus
That night, this stall was out After the incident, the young man was still sensible, so he didn’t dare to drive anymore, so he called the person in the auto repair shop directly. Soon, the people from the auto repair shop arrived and looked at him and said, “You kid, you are driving drunk again, but you are lucky. If this happens, there will be a traffic policeman at the front of the street. If you don’t, it’s enough for you.” The repairman was nagging while checking the loss of the front of the car. After reading it, he said readily, “Although the price of spare parts has risen recently, it’s still the I’ll charge you 1500 yuan.”
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Although the people who came to watch at this moment were talking and a little noisy, but I was still outside a few tables. Able to hear what the repairman said clearly, especially when he saidWhen I came out with the repair cost of 1,500 yuan, I was really surprised. I couldn’t help but look up, lower my voice and ask my buddy, “It’s amazing, brother, how did you do it? How would you know him? Embezzled the boss 1,500 yuan, and his loss happened to be 1,500 yuan?”
My buddy smiled secretly at me and said, “After drinking these bottles of beer, I invite you to karaoke, and I will tell you on the way.”
After a while, the remaining bottles of beer were all consumed by us. After checking out the boss, we took to the street together. At this moment, Regal fumbled for a while, and what he pulled out was a fist-sized pink lotus. Then, he smiled proudly and said to me: “This is my eating guy. I rely on this every day to perform the duties assigned to me by my boss. With it, I have a pair of bright eyes. The money guys can’t escape my palm; with it, I can make these greedy guys go back and forth until they spit out the bad money…”
When he said this, he suddenly turned his head and waved his hand to his side with a smile, as if to say hello to someone. But I followed the direction of his eyes, but there was no one there. I couldn’t help but feel strange, so I asked him, “Regal, who are you greeting?”
Regal replied, “Yes, a colleague.” After saying this, He suddenly remembered something, and reached out his hand and handed the pink lotus to me, and said, “Want to experience the magic of my thing? Okay, let me try it.”
I didn’t refuse, I reached out and took the lotus flower in my hand. I looked at it carefully and found that the appearance is no different from that of a normal flower, except that the weight seems to be heavier. It is very bright, but it exudes an unpleasant stench, which seems to be similar to the smell of a corrupt dead mouse.
Then, as soon as I looked up, I suddenly found that there were many more pedestrians on the street. Many of them were sluggish and hurrying with their heads down. ; Then, I subconsciously turned my head and looked in the direction that Regal said hello, only to find that a girl was standing on the side of the road smiling and holding the same lotus in her hand.
I was a little surprised. Looking back at Regal, Regal seemed to immediately understand my question and told me, “You remember, on this street, wherever you are Whenever someone holds such a flower, they are all my subordinates. Likewise, no matter where you go, as long as you meet someone holding such a flower, they belong to the same department as me, so if you If you have done something wrong, you must remember to avoid them.”
When I walked through this street that night, I did see several hands holding such a flower. Men and women, they watchAfter arriving at Regal and I, we all nodded and smiled as we said hello.
After that, Regal and I entered a karaoke bar. We entered a private room. We drove on the wine and screamed with our throats. I don’t know how long it took before I finally got the strength to drink. The surge and drowsiness struck, and he fell asleep on the couch in the Karaoke Hall.
About the day before dawn, I was woken up by the waiter at the Karaoke Hall. I opened my eyes in a daze, and found that Regal was no longer with me, so I asked about the service Sheng, where is my friend.
But the waiter’s answer surprised me. He said: “Sir, you came by yourself last night, sang the song in the middle of the night, and fell asleep here. Now.”