For her, I go running every day. I am tall and run fast. Two fat men ran with me. These two legs were short and could not run fast. Every time they exceed them, there is a special sense of accomplishment. One day, I caught up with them from behind. One of the fat men persuaded me: “Boy, why should I be so desperate? I ran such a long road.. Read More
Reincarnation choice
“I’m old and my heart softened. Seeing you staying safe and mediocre for your whole life, and suddenly sympathizing with you. Tell yourself, what do you want to do in your next life?”“Thank you, Lord Yan, for this opportunity I don’t have any merits, but it’s just peace of mind. I don’t cause trouble to the leaders, I don’t upset the leaders. I don’t see those young people in the.. Read More
Follow the Chief
In 1928, Wang San joined the army. The mother wiped her tears with her palms and said to him: “Sir, the master in the temple said, you can’t count the jewels around you in the future. You can do well, and it’s right to follow the sir.” Wang Three sniffed his nose, then nodded hard: “Mother, you can rest assured.”Wang San was assigned to the engineer company. Every time he.. Read More
Who is sick
A psychiatrist is observing and treating a child with psychological deviation. The child cried and said, “I want to eat earthworms!” The doctor heard and asked: “Why should I eat earthworms?” Children said: “Because that is noodles.” For To find out the reason for the child’s psychological deviation, the doctor asked the nurse to dig two earthworms back in the garden outside. The doctor said: “Earthworms come, you.. Read More
I can’t find you
I was on the Internet. The director walked into the duty room and said, looking for Liming Liang, I will go out after a while. After that, he took some newspapers from the newspaper stand and turned them up on the sofa. Liming Liang is the driver of the director. I remember his mobile phone number very well. Quickly dial over, silence for a moment, prompting to shut.. Read More
Humor in the pet age
Start The male staff loves the female staff, so they privately donate the female staff’s name to their starling. Female staff members hate male staff members, so they privately give the names of male staff members to their parrots. Section Chief looked down on the head supervisor, and generously named the head cat he raised. The Director hated the Director the most. He felt that the Director had.. Read More
Test: How much weight do you have in his mind?
Question: One day after you and his dinner, you walked warmly on the side of the road, and suddenly saw a stray puppy picking up something to eat next to the garbage dump, he would: a, put this stray The dog was sent to the small animal shelter b. I will feed this stray dog every day in the future. c. I didn’t notice this stray dog, and walked straight to.. Read More
The secret of long marriage
Once upon a time, a couple celebrated their 25th wedding anniversary. They are famous throughout the city because they have never had a dispute in 25 years. The local newspaper editor wanted to take this opportunity to find out the secret of their “happy marriage”. Editor: “Sir, it’s incredible, how did you do it?” Husband recalled the honeymoon period of that year, and said: We went to Shimla for.. Read More
How long will the person in your heart live?
Your first love boyfriend sent you a porcelain doll, which you cherish very much. But when you accidentally broke it during cleaning, what would you do? aTry to find another one that is exactly the same b, and stick it back with strong glue, after all, this is irreplaceable c collects broken pieces of porcelain d is already broken anyway and can only be thrown away 选a You have a personality that pursues.. Read More
See what kind of love you are for from the World Cup
●Questions Which of the following points will reduce your enthusiasm for the World Cup in South Africa? a. Favorite players such as Beckham can’t play with a foot injury b. Favorite team does not get admission to the game Coupons c. The Chinese team is not eligible to participate d. There are no super fans in the family and friends I know, and I don’t feel the passion to watch the ball e. Because of.. Read More