A full-time housewife came to the hospital. She wore a hat and a scarf and wrapped herself tightly. The doctor was very curious to see the woman dressed like this, and asked, “Ma’am, why are you uncomfortable?” The housewife took off her scarf and hat. It turned out that he was beaten all over with bruises and his entire face was swollen. The doctor was startled, “What happened? Have.. Read More
Conversation between daughter and father
There are a pair of father and daughter on the plane, and her dad looked at 30 and nodded. The girl is very clever and looks at the first and second grades. The flight attendant sent food, and the little girl got it and opened it to eat with great pleasure, presumably hungry. Father: “Do you thank your aunt?” The little girl said cutely: “Thank you aunt.” Father:.. Read More
Three test driver’s license in Singapore
My daughter got a driver’s license shortly after graduating from high school. After graduating from college, she married Singapore. When I went home to visit my relatives this summer, I found that she wouldn’t drive anymore. Didn’t she drive in Singapore? “Yes, I haven’t driven a car in Singapore.” The daughter confirmed my guess, “Because I’m in Singapore can not get a driver’s license.” Daughter is a little helpless… Read More
The absurd reading method after 15 years
“Dad, can I swipe $99 from your card? I want to buy a book…” “What book to buy?” “Dostoevsky’s “Sin and Punishment”. ” “We have them on the shelf.” “Isn’t that paper?” “What happened to paper? I read paper when you were your age.” “You Also want me to turn page by page like you? That kind of paper book has no sound, no image,.. Read More
Increase the imagination of fate
Kiselev felt recently not feeling well, so he went to see the doctor. “Show me your left palm.” The doctor said. Kiselyov opened his left hand. “Look,” the doctor said, “Your lifeline ended when you were 30.” “What should I do?” Kiselyov panicked. “I think this is the case…” said the doctor, picking up a ballpoint pen to extend Kiselev’s lifeline all the way to his.. Read More
Clock your husband “Dear, I love you”
“My dear, I love you!” Reply: “I love you too! Say what’s your fancy? Our family’s income is not high, and it’s estimated that you won’t like too much. I love you! ” “Dear, I love you!” Reply to “Rice Rabbit.” Fortunately, it is not a straight “metoo”. “Dear, I love you!” Call me directly and ask me: “What’s wrong? Is something wrong?”.. Read More